[Things have come up in real life, so updates will be whenever I can. I don't recommend following this while it's updating, and a major revision is coming soon.]
[The revision has officially begun. I expect to revise one chapter every other day.]
Synopsis:
Fu Chi transmigrates into the body of an orphan whose adoptive father has just died. He is thirty million in debt, and his creditors have already come knocking.
The good news: he has received an acceptance letter from the Central Academy, where he can hide from his creditors' violent debt collection.
The bad news: none of his classmates are human, and they are all strong believers in martial prowess who look down on sickly weaklings.
The even worse news: Fu Chi is a weakling with a split personality and a physical fitness rating of F.
His heretical classmates tower over him, broad and muscular. Looking disdainfully at the frail Fu Chi, who looks like he could be knocked over at any moment, they ask what he's good at.
Fu Chi signs a humiliating agreement that strips him of his dignity, calls out his alter personality to catch an A-rank Black Pheasant, then gently kills and plucks it before cooking up a pot of spicy chicken.
His classmates stare in disbelief for a moment: A physical fitness rating of F, yet he caught an A-rank Black Pheasant with his bare hands?
Their expressions are complicated, but the spicy chicken is simply too tempting.
The heretics, who have three meals of nutritional solution a day, give in: Forget all that. From today on, you're our beloved classmate!
After that, Fu Chi carefully plants potatoes in the school's flower beds, raises chickens in the principal's private villa, and gets his classmates, all young ladies and gentlemen from noble families, to castrate wild boars. He becomes a brazen top student.
Fu Chi had planned to spend his days farming, raising pigs, developing new recipes, and occasionally coaxing his alter personality out to fight, enjoying a wonderful life like retirement.
Then one day, a System dropped out of the sky and told him that he was actually the true young master in a story about a fake and true young master, one who suffered endless scorn and mockery. He was supposed to make a comeback, take back his family's love, and ultimately lead all of humanity to defeat the heretics and become the light of humanity.
The light of humanity looks at the S-rank heretic pouring his tea, the SS-rank heretic pouring his water, and the SSS-rank Lord-class heretic behind him, feeding him tangerines. He puts on an insincere, apologetic smile. "You're too late, System. I'm afraid I can't become the light of humanity. How about settling for the light of the heretics instead?"
System: ???
-- Mini-scene 1
What's it like to learn that your alter personality is the most powerful Lord in the entire heretical world?
Fu Chi is furious: "I knew it wasn't normal for him to wear me out so many times in one night! He really isn't human!"
The First Lord covers his mouth from behind and drags him back to bed. "You've still got enough energy to curse me? Seems I wasn't trying hard enough."
Fu Chi: "Mmph mmph... mmph..." (He curses up a storm.)
-- Mini-scene 2
A joke to half of human society, the vicious, useless true young master runs off to the Forbidden Forest in a huff and never returns.
Mist spreads through the forest, where terrifying heretics roam. Everyone thinks he brought his fate upon himself and died in there.
Until five years later, they hear news of Fu Chi again.
What do you mean he brought an army of heretics to attack them?
Reading guide:
1. A gentle-seeming, two-faced bottom vs. a sharp-tongued, domineering, scheming, shameless top.
2. The top and bottom love and fight each other. Both are virgins.
3. You can probably tell this has an academy setting. Don't miss it if that's your thing!
4. Comments are open. Come join the fun!
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Up next, please add it to your reading list QAQ
"Failed to Conquer the Protagonist, So I Killed Him"
A lazy, world-weary beauty bottom vs. a double-standard, two-faced top with a smile that hides a knife.
As an employee of the World Order Management Bureau, Yu Huainan has diligently managed World 0738 for decades without ever making a serious mistake.
Then he went back to headquarters to give a report, and someone broke into his home.
The whole of World 0738 is such a mess there's nowhere to set foot.
There are strange entities running through the streets, countless transmigrators and reborn people, and n illegal incursions by infinite games...
Yu Huainan: After he deals with all these abnormal data, will he even still be alive?
Knowing how much he likes to slack off, his support System worries he'll quit and points out a shortcut: [The world's will serves the protagonist. Go conquer the protagonist, then use him to steal the world's will's authority. After that, dealing with all this will be easy.]
Yu Huainan believes it. He searches the Management Bureau's internal network for a book called The Complete Guide to Conquering the Protagonist and starts following it word for word.
The first time, he disguises himself as the protagonist's distant cousin and gives him the warmth of family. A month later, he checks the conquest progress: 0.
The second time, he disguises himself as the protagonist's college roommate and offers him the care of a friend. A month later, the conquest progress is 0.
The third time, he disguises himself as the protagonist's rumored boyfriend and gives him a taste of the passion of young love (?). A month later, the conquest progress is 0.
The twelfth time, he disguises himself as an inconspicuous passerby and gives the protagonist a golden finger and an experience pack. A month later, the conquest progress is 0.
Yu Huainan: ...
Yu Huainan is utterly enraged. He grabs a knife and charges straight to the protagonist's home.
What do you do when the protagonist's data is abnormal and he can't be conquered?
You kill him and get a new protagonist!
Just as he puts the knife to the protagonist's throat, the support System finally arrives.
[Protagonist's affection +30]
[Protagonist's affection +50]
[Protagonist's affection +90]
[Static... Protagonist's affection has reached its limit.]
I'm about to kill you, and you're telling me you love me?
So now you've got a will to survive?
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When Feng Wu was still human, he once had a master. The man had terrible luck and died before Feng Wu could grow strong.
Feng Wu tried every method he could think of to bring him back, but nothing worked.
Then one day, after he tried to kill himself seven times and still couldn't quite die, he suddenly understood.
He was the protagonist of this world.
He went to the Divine Descent Tower.
Nobody knows what he did there that day.
All they know is that from then on he went mad, clutching his master's belongings and babbling all day long.
He waited and waited, until he went from human to strange entity.
At last, he watched that person come toward him through the light... and put a knife to his throat. "You've caused me a lot of trouble. Now, could you do me the favor of dying?"
The corners of his lips lifted uncontrollably, and his voice trembled with excitement. "As you wish."
My beloved... master.
Yu Huainan: ?
You can die if you want, but why are you hugging me?
(The main story should begin with the bottom's twelfth disguise.) Please add it to your reading list~
Theme: There is always a way forward in life
Speaking of which, what is the difference between a heretic and a human being? Apart from the fact that no medicine will turn into a pollutant, aren't they fully human? It feels a bit like the relationship between healthy people, close contacts (incubation period) and the source of infection. Was it the previous humans who caused this relationship? Now it seems that the card servant masters (those three) have the strongest combat power. The human side's combat power is unknown, but the military strength should not be weak. Now it seems a bit like Xiao Fu's thinking about human beings and heretics. The analysis may not be accurate. I look forward to the plot in the future 🤩
Author: You are finally back 🐶🌹 [orange candy]
Teacher, why can't I row down? [Hold your thighs]
Nice! Come on!
Big, rice, hungry 🥺
This book is also called: Xiao Lu's Search for a Wife 🐰
New introduction: Attack dampness well, you can [let me be healthy][let me be healthy][let me be healthy]
Boss, I thought you wouldn't write anymore [vomiting blood] I've been missing for a month
[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Candy] kswl wait wait wait I also asked for leave hey hey I need an infusion so I can watch it two days in advance! I wasn't supposed to come back until Sunday. After I finished my exams, I was going to work during the summer vacation.
🥺 Oh my God! Kissed so quickly!