A robot-brained world administrator as the shou vs. a scheming, two-faced, gloomy ghost of a man as the gong
As an employee of the World Order Administration, Yu Huainan had diligently managed World 0738 for decades without ever making a serious mistake.
He went to headquarters one day to give a work report, and someone stole his home out from under him.
The whole of World 0738 had become a chaotic mess.
Strange creatures ran wild through the streets, along with countless transmigrators and reborn people, as well as n illegal invasions by infinite games...
Yu Huainan: Once he deals with all these abnormal data, will he even still be alive?
Knowing how prone he was to slacking off, his Auxiliary System feared he'd quit, so it pointed him toward a shortcut: [Go conquer the protagonist. Get the protagonist to conquer the world, and problem solved.]
Yu Huainan believed it. He searched the administration's internal network for a copy of The Complete Guide to Conquering the Protagonist and began following it word for word.
The first time, he disguised himself as the protagonist's distant cousin and gave him the warmth of family. A month later, he checked the conquest progress: 0.
The second time, he disguised himself as the protagonist's college roommate and gave him the comfort of friendship. A month later, he checked the conquest progress: 0.
The third time, he disguised himself as the protagonist's rumored boyfriend and let him experience the passion of young romance (?). A month later, he checked the conquest progress: 0.
The twelfth time, he disguised himself as an inconspicuous passerby and gave the protagonist a golden finger and an experience package. A month later, he checked the conquest progress: 0.
Yu Huainan: ...
Yu Huainan was furious. He grabbed a knife and charged straight to the protagonist's home.
What should he do if the protagonist's data was abnormal and couldn't be conquered?
Kill him and replace him with a new protagonist!
Just as he held the knife to the protagonist's throat, the Auxiliary System finally showed up.
[Protagonist's favorability +30]
[Protagonist's favorability +50]
[Protagonist's favorability +90]
[Static... Protagonist's favorability has reached its limit.]
I'm about to kill you, and you're telling me you love me?
Is this when you finally develop a will to live?
When Feng Wudu was still human, he had a master. The man was unlucky and died before Feng Wudu could grow stronger.
He tried every method he could think of to bring the man back, but none of them worked.
Then, one day, after trying to kill himself seven times without quite dying, he finally understood.
He was the protagonist of this world.
He went to the Divine Descent Tower.
No one knew what he did there that day.
All they knew was that from then on, he went completely mad, clutching his master's keepsake and muttering to himself all day.
He waited and waited, waiting until he had gone from a human to a strange creature.
Finally, the man he'd been waiting for came striding through the light... and held a knife to his throat. "You've caused me a lot of trouble. Now, could you do me a favor and die?"
Feng Wudu couldn't stop the corners of his mouth from rising. His voice trembled with excitement. "As you wish."
My beloved... master.
Yu Huainan: ?
You can die if you want, but why are you hugging me?
Reader's Guide:
1. The gong recognized the shou, who's obsessed with roleplaying. He's just teasing his master. The conquest progress isn't what you think, but explaining it now would be a spoiler~
2. Both are virgins, and the couple are devoted to each other in body and soul. No breaking them up or switching roles!
3. A lazy, world-weary beauty of a shou vs. a two-faced, hypocritical gong who plays favorites and hides a knife behind his smile.
4. Unless something unexpected happens, the story should begin with the shou's twelfth roleplay.
5. More details to come... If you like it, leave a star QAQ
Theme: Men who cherish their wives get happy endings
