My Persona Is the Foolish Beauty of a Male-Oriented Novel

[Looks Evil but Is Actually Sweet-Natured Golden Tabby Girl x Hardcore Cat Lover with a Dark Heart and Hands]

Polluted zones descended upon the world.

Su Youli was scratched by a stray cat and turned into the weakest feline contaminant.

After years of hiding and running, she suddenly found a notebook.

It said:

This world is a male-oriented novel called Global Aberration.

The male lead is the strongest.

Every villain who opposes him dies without a proper burial.

Every beauty who gets involved with him ends up with both fame and fortune.

Su Youli understood.

The next day, she promptly collapsed in front of the male lead.

Sure enough, thanks to her beauty, she made it into his harem in one fell swoop!

Haha! A life of eating and drinking for free, with someone else to clean up after her, was finally here!

·

Wei Yan's teammate was far too kind and took in a "delicate flower."

This woman was lazy, greedy, and always slacking off.

When it came time to distribute the spoils, she shamelessly sidled up to him, inexplicably stroked the back of his hand, then said some sickeningly lovey-dovey nonsense like a fool, as if she were entitled to take his share of the loot.

Worst of all, this woman was hiding the fact that she was a contaminant!

Wei Yan had had enough.

One day, he drove over a hundred kilometers and dumped her at a human settlement.

Then he said with false sincerity, "I'll be back soon."

A lie for fools.

He wasn't coming back.

·

After getting rid of the burden, Wei Yan drove another ten kilometers before glancing back by chance

A golden tabby was racing after his car for dear life!

And around her neck was the necklace he'd just given her!

Wei Yan: "???"

When he got out, her grumbling meows vanished in a second, replaced by a sweet, breathy little voice.

"Meow~"

The golden tabby tilted her head and reached both paws toward him.

Wei Yan fell silent.

Then he understood.

It was all the contaminant's fault.

Wasn't it perfectly normal for a kitty to be lazy and greedy?

Besides, she was different.

·

Su Youli had calculated everything, but she hadn't counted on the male lead being a damn cat lover!

He nearly petted all her fur off!

She decided to turn back into a human and fight back, but the moment she fell into the male lead's arms, he pinned her down hard!

How infuriating!

If he wants to kiss the cat and then kiss the human, that's going to cost extra!

[Important note: A story about getting something for nothing, strong male lead and weak female lead, female lead is infected and has an animal-like mind.]

Theme: The sky won't drop a free pie.