After Being Targeted by a Carnivorous Man

[Please take a look at the content warnings below before reading, so you don't end up reading something you won't enjoy.]

You're just an ordinary high school girl.

Your greatest wish in life is to have a few passionate romances.

Older guys, younger guys, puppy guys, kitty guys, flirty guys.

Five of them, no more, no less.

Then, on your first day at this school, you get cornered by a man who looks like a fluffy white dandelion and another who looks like a fox.

Little Gojo: “You're really bad at sneaking looks. You peek at me three times a minute on average, and the longest you stared was seven seconds. What are you thinking? Wow, is he a handsome white-haired guy, or does he look good in his uniform?”

You: “You're really handsome... Is Senior Geto as handsome as you?”

Little Gojo: “…?”

Little Geto: “If you think I'm even more handsome, Sana, you could date me instead!”

Besides, the people at Jujutsu High aren't quite what you expected.

Your sweet, innocent, straightforward puppy-like classmate always blinks at you, rubbing up against you and asking for hugs.

Even your typical cold, aloof blond classmate seems powerless against your coquettish act.

You: “Ahem, call me big sis.”

Haibara: “Eh? Sana's actually the little sister, but if it's you, Sana, I'll call you big sis!”

Nanami: “...Please behave yourself, Shiratori.”

Your increasingly close relationship with your classmates seems to sting a certain upperclassman.

“New school rule: Shiratori Sana is forbidden from flirting with anyone other than Gojo Satoru.”

Shoko lights a cigarette. “Hah, some good-for-nothing high school boy is going to lure an innocent high school girl into his trap.”

The people at Jujutsu High don't understand, but they keep trying to steal you away anyway.

A straightforward classmate, a clingy upperclassman, and a black-haired man from outside school who claims to be your older brother.

At that moment, your goal changes to: Just make it to graduation alive.

At last, you make it to Grade 2 and go on a mission alone, where you run into the man known as the Sorcerer Killer.

Toji: “Call me big brother.”

You: ??? I thought I was an orphan.

From then on, on top of your clingy classmates and upperclassmen, you have to sneak off to see your black-haired big brother every day. He keeps patting and pinching you, so you decide to run away!

The day you decide to leave, you're cornered at the entrance to your dorm and pinned against the wall. Tears soak your whole face, and you're left feeling sticky all over.

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Reading Guide:

*Timeline chaos warning, out-of-character warning

*Everyone-loves-the-heroine sandwich warning, yandere-men warning

*Slightly dark and female-submissive. Not a strong heroine or a powerful female lead, just a parasitic-vine sort of character. The two high school boys will be pretty awful at first (content warning).

*The main plot is a romantic love triangle. Not intense, very weak.

*Main story is in third person. Feel free to imagine yourself as the protagonist.

*The author's headcanon is extensive.

*The author's kinks are pretty dark, and sometimes downright vulgar.

*I'm a romance writer who struggles with action scenes and knows nothing about power scaling, so please bear with me (many thanks).

*I'm sensitive, and I delete comments.

Theme: Love has no solution