A new little Bat has joined the Wayne family: a baby named Lindsay.
He has soft, fine black hair, big, round, dewy blue eyes, and an adorable baby suit. He's practically a miniature Gotham sweetheart.
And when someone picks him up, he flops into their arms and lets out the sweetest, babyish giggle.
Aww...
Everyone in the Batfamily except Bruce admits they're completely charmed.
What a pure and unpretentious little Batfamily cutie.
Until one night.
The Bats head out together on a mission and discover that sweet baby Lindsay, who should be at home sleeping, is standing furiously in front of a villain. He pulls out his favorite pacifier and tosses it aside, then speaks in a low voice.
"Show some respect, villain."
"You're standing before the most successful Boss Baby in the history of the company. No exceptions!"
Startled by that familiar, husky voice, everyone except Batman feels utterly deceived and lets out a silent, piercing scream:
This isn't a little Gotham sweetheart, an adorable baby Bat!!!!
This is a miniature Old Bat!!!!!
Theme: There can only be one true great!
