This Palace Has Gone Completely Mad!

He killed her father and brothers, slaughtered her entire family,

and hung her high on the city wall.

Forty-nine days later, he asked her if she knew what she'd done wrong.

The eunuch replied, "Your Majesty, the Noble Consort has already dried into a husk!"

-- Synopsis of The Emperor's Ordeal

What a load of abusive romance garbage.

I casually clicked "Not interested" and went to sleep.

The next day,

I woke up hanging upside down,

and a shrill eunuch's voice rang in my ear:

"Your Highness, if you don't say something soon, you'll have to keep suffering this punishment."

Theme: Let's try something different.