
[Voice Acting] Being a Crow Is So Exhausting
[配音]人,鸦装人装得好累
by CiciFu
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 221k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 25d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Completed
[Cool on the outside, warm on the inside crow bottom x Steady, reliable movie star top]
Also known as The Movie Star's Crow Can Voice-Act
Wu Yanji has a secret, despite having been in the voice-acting business for less than six months.
Unlike other voice actors, he actually...
isn't human. He's a crow.
A crow said to bring bad luck.
To keep people from being frightened of him, Wu Yanji has to hide his identity and pass himself off as human in the voice-acting industry, where he gains a devoted fanbase.
Even when he meets the movie star and becomes close friends with him, Wu Yanji doesn't reveal who he really is.
The movie star takes him out for cake, and Wu Yanji happily accepts. The movie star invites him to appear on a show, and Wu Yanji accepts, surprised.
Then the movie star stands before him holding flowers, reaches out with practiced ease to stroke his feathers, and says he wants to date him. Wu Yanji stares blankly, forced to accept the movie star himself (strike that).
"Teacher Shen, do I have to date you too?"
"Yes. You do."
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Movie star Shen Yu has recently met an interesting new friend.
Not only is this new friend exceptionally talented at voice acting, he's also very handsome and easy on the eyes.
Most importantly, Shen Yu has discovered that his new friend has a little secret.
This friend who's stolen his heart seems to be rather fluffy.
Bird-loving movie star Shen: Hey, man, I found my wife.
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Before you read:
A lighthearted, sweet romance with mutual feelings and two devoted leads.
The pacing is on the slow side, and the plot revolves around the two protagonists.
The bottom is somewhat of a heartthrob, but only somewhat, not in the conventional sense. The leads start out with a significant difference in status. Some NPCs are portrayed as good, bad, or morally ambiguous, and a few treat the leads differently. Please read accordingly.
This story is not based on any real person. Please don't make comparisons.
And finally, happy reading!
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Coming soon:
The Interstellar Empire's Biggest Chonky Cat [ABO]
Tsundere Nine-Tailed Cat Omega x Brooding, Extremely Poisonous Mushroom Enigma
Mi Youzhi is a nine-tailed cat god born of heaven and earth, the only one of his kind, unique in all history. The Heavenly Dao fondly calls him the "Great King of Cats."
To escape a natural disaster, the Great King of Cats hides here and there. Once the disaster is over, he wiggles his backside and crawls out of a cave, only to discover he's transmigrated into the interstellar era!
Faced with a strange new world, with no money and nowhere to live, the Great King of Cats has two options:
1. Use the healing spiritual energy in his body to open a tiny clinic and earn some cat food.
2. Find a kindhearted person on the street and beg them to adopt him with an adorable display.
Presented with these two choices, the great Great King of Cats unhesitatingly chooses...
3. Both!
On the street, he finds a half-dead little mouse suffering from a mental illness and heals him.
By a trash can, he comes across a whining puppy and tosses it a bone.
In an alley, he finds a poisonous mushroom and takes a bite.
The Great King of Cats enjoys a feast.
The Great King of Cats finds this strange.
Meow? Why is this mushroom moving?!
Meow! The mushroom has become a spirit!
Poor Great King of Cats is tightly bound by the mushroom spirit's mycelium. Miserable and teary-eyed, he can only watch as the rampaging mushroom spirit has its way with him. From then on, he is kept as a pet in someone's home.
And so the slender Great King of Cats is no more. In his place is the biggest chonky cat in the interstellar empire, a cat who can break ten scales: Mi Youzhi!
As an imperial general, Wen Gu has a secret he can't tell anyone.
Born an Enigma, Wen Gu suffers the torment of mental instability every time his rut comes around.
Over time, his mental domain grows worse and worse. Even the interstellar empire's most elite medical team can't treat him. They even conclude that he won't survive another three years.
Just before his rut comes around again, Wen Gu is badly injured and collapses in an alley. No one comes to help him. He is all alone.
He thinks death is coming for him, but what arrives first is a black cat.
The little cat is so cute, so fragile, and so kindhearted.
The cat saves Wen Gu and asks for nothing in return, except that he help promote the little clinic.
But Wen Gu wants to thank the cat properly.
What should he give him?
Wen Gu watches as his mycelium slowly binds Mi Youzhi, his greedy, infatuated gaze fixed on the alluring body of the black cat.
Why not thank his lifesaver by "snuggling the cat a hundred times a day"?
Before you read:
1. The top is a mushroom spirit, but usually stays in human form.
2. The bottom has a youthful build, but is an adult when he appears. Read without worry.
3. No children, no real-life inspiration. This is purely a self-indulgent story written to indulge the author's tastes.
4. The Great King of Cats is just a little chubby. He's really just a little chubby!
5. Readers who mind gk should read with caution.
Note: The title and blurb are provisional. The final title will be the one listed in the author's collection.
Theme: Break stereotypes and focus on yourself.
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I spent all the little money I saved (iДi)
!!! Is the text finished????? (Surprise) I always feel like I missed a lot [loading]. .
What a great intimate interaction in this chapter 😳
"Wu Yanji on the other side saw this..." This gave the author a big bug~ Is the name here written wrong? It should be Shen Yubada [Let me be healthy]
Is it birthday week? Happy birthday CCF
What a novel name [Cat's Claw] Crow, and I'm so tired
! Have a good rest and remember to take fever-reducing medicine. .
I want to know how to type my name without copying (桀桀桀≡ω≡)
Me me me!!! Take a look!!!
Sister C (bushi), don't be too tired