Oh No, My Nemesis and I Are Being Shipped! [Showbiz]

[Fake aloof, scheming top × genuinely goofy, easygoing bottom]

As a nobody in the entertainment industry, Zhou Miao knew his place. He was content to be a carefree slacker who didn't fight for anything.

To keep himself from fading into total obscurity, Zhou Miao even gave himself a little daily check-in task:

Comment on his sworn enemy Jiang Hanzhou's Weibo every day to ride his coattails!

Like, comment, repost, the whole package. He checked in even earlier than the fans.

Then one day, the slacker Zhou Miao got bound to the “Filler Fic System.” His daily tasks changed from “ride Jiang Hanzhou's coattails” to “write ten thousand words of filler a day” and “ride Jiang Hanzhou's coattails.”

But riding coattails came at a price.

Just as Zhou Miao was having a great time riding Jiang Hanzhou's coattails, the System suddenly assigned a task:

[Host, kiss your top donor, “Zhou Yao Lian Fuji” (Jiang Hanzhou), for 30 seconds.]

[Host, date your top donor, “Zhou Yao Lian Fuji” (Jiang Hanzhou), for three months.]

[Host, go all the way with your top donor, “Zhou Yao Lian Fuji” (Jiang Hanzhou)!]

Zhou Miao was on the verge of tears. “What kind of legitimate System is this?!”

And what do you mean my sworn enemy is my top donor, and I have to kiss him, date him, and go all the way with him?!

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Jiang Hanzhou had a secret.

He'd been in love with Zhou Miao for a long time, but didn't dare tell him, afraid they'd end up not even being friends.

But it turned out Jiang Hanzhou had been wrong. He hadn't confessed to Zhou Miao back then, and now they weren't even friends.

Jiang Hanzhou was heartbroken. Watching Zhou Miao show up every day to ride his coattails, he came up with a brilliant plan. He decided to fake a relationship with Zhou Miao and make the act real!

Forget all that nonsense about pretending to kiss. He wanted to really, truly kiss Zhou Miao!

Please note before reading:

The main couple is mutually faithful, and the top has always had a crush on the bottom. The bottom has no romantic history.

The author isn't part of the entertainment industry. Please don't associate this story with any real-life pairings!!!

A goofy, sweet little story with no particular logic. It's just meant to be fun.

Finally, happy reading~

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