The Gotham Headlines columnist has recently suffered a major career setback.
Working in media in Gotham is dangerous for frontline reporters, who might get caught up in the Legion of Doom and Justice League's century-defining battle. Being a host is dangerous too, since someone could take over your microphone at any moment and start a fun guessing game: guess where the bomb is.
But being a columnist is a relatively safe job. All they have to do is sit in an office with a few grainy photos and an exclusive interview, then add a little artistic embellishment...
But where did this boy come from, claiming to be an ordinary middle schooler? Why was he entangled with every big shot? Why couldn't anyone dig up a single thing about his past? Why did he seem to get along with both sides, good and evil, above and below the law?
Harley, who knew the inside story because she'd taken the boy in, had some exclusive information.
Harley: Hey, sweetheart, do you think I could become rich if I wrote a newspaper serial called I Got a Haircut and Picked Up a Middle School Boy?
Tsuna: ...You want us both in the paper?
Harley: No, I'm willing to auction off my part fairly! Anything about you is hot business. Those rich people... If they bid more than this much, I can give them an even bigger role~ Don't worry, sweetheart, you're definitely the leading man!
Tsuna: ... (lights a match)
Harley: Hey, sweetheart, that's the rare color commemorative toaster I worked so hard to get... You can't be serious, right? Uh, okay, I mean I was joking. Don't worry, as a psychologist with professional integrity, why would I sell my clients' information for money?
Despite his vehement objections, the biography of a fourteen-year-old middle schooler was eventually published.
The acknowledgments in the foreword filled an entire page with the names of people who had made outstanding contributions to its successful completion and publication. The columnist who wrote it was soon beaten up by a series of people wearing burlap sacks over their heads, all because he'd listed the names in alphabetical order.
Tsuna had meant to stand up for him, but then he opened the introduction:
[In those beautiful eyes of his, Gotham's gloom was veiled by a layer of fire burned to ashes. That rose-colored voice promised the direction the doves would fly, allowing the sun to rise and the night to find rest, ]
...Forget it. Better let this guy stay in the hospital and not go out. Otherwise, Tsuna might feel compelled to take a couple of swings at him himself.
The columnist, with his arm in a cast: I told you I'd embellish it. Artistic embellishment. Turns out a truly professional and principled person really can't be tolerated in this world.
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Content warnings:
* The author is a die-hard fan of 27. The writing may spontaneously generate an irresistible Gary Stu, and the protagonist clearly gets a lot of favoritism and protagonist perks.
* The starting point is the original character at age fourteen, but the timeline is before he meets R and he doesn't know 18/80. Due to the setting, he's in ninth grade.
* In this story, 61's mother is Luche. This is due to the species involved, and not a conventional form of reproduction.
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Reader's guide:
* Set in Gotham, with a serious, slow-burn tone. This is a coming-of-age story following 27 from age fourteen to twenty-four.
* Focused on 27, no couples. 27 won't develop romantic feelings, though there will be ambiguous moments and one-sided crushes. He has a slight harem-protagonist quality, and while it's all one-sided, strictly platonic friendship, I personally ship everyone with 27.
* A blend of official alternate universes, with an entirely new storyline. You don't need to know the original plot to read it. The world is mainly built around Batman, Harley, and Joker.
* No secondary couples, and please don't ship any in the comments. Different comics pair characters with different partners, so to avoid too much confusion, the major characters are all currently single in this story.
* The Guardians will be adapted to fit this setting, and appear relatively late. 27 is the only transmigrator.
* The dialogue may have a strong translation feel, full of American-style deadpan humor.
A little tip: 27 is assumed to be straight (meaning he's never seriously thought about it), but the author will play it up. Ship whatever you like, throw it all in one pot, and feel free to take a bite even if you just stumbled across it while walking by.
Theme: A kind heart is the sun.
Does it mean that what Bai Lan and the others called changing his destiny before was actually fixing one of the possibilities that this person had, and his so-called grafted destiny did not jump out of the category of destiny? If it's a single line, no matter where this person's fate changes, he will be twisted back by fate and embark on the predetermined path? The reason why Bella successfully changed from a single line to a multi-line is because she has more exciting possibilities after breaking away from her established destiny. Or maybe her possibility is actually covered up by the fate of becoming the mayor. After breaking away from this node, she sprouts new possibilities? To truly change your destiny, you have to break out of this framework, jump out of the line, not from a single line to multiple lines, or from multiple lines to single, but to create something out of nothing. Either a new axis was successfully established, or a brand new thread grew out of nothing... Speaking of which, Bai Lan, you actually gave me one of the rings, and you are worthy of it. .
Fortunately, there is no cp (wiping off sweat) otherwise Xiaotu's virginity would be in danger... Why do you do this as soon as you get started!! Bai Huahua is also very good at rewarding herself.
Even Bai Lan is a friend, so the enemy must be super scary ()
This Bailan is carrying private goods, accuse me!!
Bai Lan, what did you do in the end? I always feel like you did something very rude when Juudaime wasn't paying attention...
After reading it, there was only one sentence: Bailan, you are so perverted (.
Great, it's Bai Huahua! The Japanese who invented the mechanical species... In fact, the first reaction was +1, but I don't know if +1 will have a role in this book, and 48 is not Japanese... Sbw?
Oops, everyone is leaving one after another... It's getting into personal matters (no), Qiaoqiao and Xiaotu said goodbye as if they were children in love. . The ring from heaven depends on me!? The Little Rabbit flame launcher is charging up——
Are all DC characters so miserable... Oh my god... I can't feel the love that DC creators have for their characters.
I dreamed about Skeleton in the mirror and Tsuna who had forgotten about him (he died once). I can't remember the plot, but I remember it was very sad... The most annoying thing is that I dreamed about buying a book and woke up without seeing anything! At least let people take a look!! And Bai Lan can easily regard the real world as something that can be manipulated and changed... The original work is a game theory, and this is a novel theory. It happens that both worlds have the power to actually change the world, alas.