An unconventional road-trip escape story about a mad genius musician on top × a cool, ruthless top-tier bodyguard on the bottom
These days, everything is a race to the bottom, even bodyguard rates.
Lin Bei found a job online that paid 800 yuan a month.
Yes, you read that right: a bodyguard, for 800 yuan a month.
Luckily, room and board were included, so Lin Bei took the job.
His employer seemed a little unhinged. He said someone was trying to kill him.
Of course Lin Bei knew that. Why else would the man have hired him?
His employer also said that before he died, he had one last wish: to see the ocean.
Fine. His employer looked pretty rich, so surely he'd cover meals, lodging, and transportation.
The two of them dodged one assassination attempt after another along the way.
At long last, when they reached the beach, his employer confessed his feelings.
A confession?
Lin Bei: I earn 800 yuan from you, and you want my body?
Buddy, are you sure you've got the right idea?
Lin Bei rejected him with righteous indignation.
Lin Bei: I'm just your bodyguard. Romance costs extra.
Employer: ?? I never hired a bodyguard?
Employer: You came with me all this way because you love me, didn't you??!!
Lin Bei: ???
(Names are tentative. The protagonists' names may change.)
Blurb written on March 28, 2026
Theme: Love yourself before you love someone else
