The scheming deputy head of the gods' bureau who just wants to slack off (top) x the haughty cat god who only wants to bring in fortune (bottom)
Qiu Yue is a black cat with golden eyes, and a fortune cat, too.
But lately, he must have offended someone. He's found himself in mortal danger, with people in black, white, and purple popping out of nowhere to attack him.
The good news: He wasn't hacked to death. He was beaten back into his original form, fled halfway down a mountain, and was rescued by the owner of a general store.
The bad news: The guy is ridiculously poor. He can't even afford meat, and Qiu Yue is about to starve to death.
Meow meow meow: Human, I don't eat plain steamed buns. I'll bring you good fortune, so feed me meat.
Meow meow meow: Human, a customer is here. Why aren't you opening the door? I want meat...
Meow meow meow: Human, the influencer is here. Why are you fixing that broken sign of yours? I want meat!
Meow meow meow: Human, some sucker wants to buy your junk. Why did you throw him out? I. Want. Meat!!!
Meow! To heck with this guy. He's crazy. I don't want him anymore.
From Jiang Bie's perspective:
Jiang Bie had always hated trouble, troublesome things, and people who brought trouble.
That day, he saw a cat on the verge of death.
Well, a good person would surely rescue the cat, but he wasn't one.
He left.
Then came back.
Oh, well. It's just a cat. I'll feed it a little. It shouldn't be too much trouble.
Two days later, Jiang Bie regretted it. How could a cat be so clingy?
He opened his shop, and it stayed by his side.
He cooked, and it followed him.
He took a bath...
Bang! The door slammed shut.
That's not something you should be watching.
Jiang Bie thought the cat had learned its lesson, but he never expected it to try climbing into his bed!
No! No! Absolutely not!
Tomorrow, he'll throw it out!
...He didn't. The cat ran off on its own.
Tsk. No way. It ate my food, so it's my cat.
In the end, he brought back a beautiful young man with black hair and golden eyes.
Hmm.
Keeping a person isn't any trouble.
Sharing a bed isn't a big deal.
Running a shop isn't hard, either.
[Bonus Scene]
The colorful assortment of enemies came looking for Qiu Yue.
To avoid dragging Jiang Bie into it, Qiu Yue left a note and ran away.
Half a month later, he spotted a familiar figure at the gods' bureau.
? Wasn't that the general store owner?
Wasn't he an ordinary person? What was he doing here?
Before he could figure it out, the owner had already pinned him against a wall.
"Are you going to run away again, my little kitty?"
Bonus Scene 2:
Before he could transform:
Qiu Yue jumped onto the bed. Jiang Bie grabbed him by the scruff and threw him out.
Jiang Bie: I'm a neat freak. You sleep outside.
After he transformed:
Qiu Yue finished his bath and was about to sleep on the sofa.
Jiang Bie lay on the bed and patted the spot beside him. "A-Qiu, it's warm over here. Come sleep here~"
[Reader's Guide]
1. One-on-one couple, together for good, no switching, happy ending, both leads sexually inexperienced.
2. The bottom is a cat spirit and keeps all his feline habits, including grooming people he's close to, loving to sleep under the covers with people in winter, and so on and so on... You get the idea, hehe.
Blurb dated March 24, 2026.
Theme: Embrace the times and care for small animals.