[Marvel/All-American Heroes/Avengers] The Star-Crossed Boy and the Runaway Prince

Tragic, beautiful, strong, and funny bottom x irresistible playboy top who turns over a new leaf

My name is Murphy, and I'm Titan's most notorious walking disaster. Sealed inside me is a universe-level force of death, and my childhood trauma is the neighbor kid throwing rocks at me. My only friend is Thanos. Yes, that Thanos, the one who would later become the Mad Titan.

His younger brother Eros, the little prince of the Eternals, adored by everyone and the most charming happy-go-lucky heartthrob in the universe, stopped me in the school hallway and asked, "Is that smell on you perfume or body odor?"

I said, "Sex appeal. You might not be used to it."

He laughed.

Then Thanos decided to "optimize" Titan's population. Eros ran, and I stayed behind.

Then I died.

The day I turned to ash, he knelt at the harbor, pressing his fingers into the ashes. From then on, he went from one planet to another, folded the same jacket for ten years, and asked the whole universe, "Have you seen this person?"

Ten years later, I came back to life in Deadpool's apartment, wearing an "I ❤ NY" T-shirt, and the Avengers "invited" me for a chat. When Eros rushed back, his auburn hair was longer, his face thinner, and his eyes red. The first thing he said was:

"Will you be my boyfriend?"

"No."

His face went pale.

I said, "Be your monster."

From the moment he called out to me in that hallway when we were sixteen, everything was already set in motion.

A flirtatious prince spends his whole youth learning not to run away, while a boy who once turned to ash spends ten years learning to be loved.

Theme: If life deceives you, turn it into a dark joke