
Beautiful Wife, Come On and Tempt Me
漂亮老婆快钓我
by Unbound Rapids (不束湍)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Marriage first, love later; getting bossed around by his wife; daily life spent doting on and teasing his wife]
[A flirtatious, teasing beauty who seems lazy but is surprisingly inexperienced and delicious once things get physical (Si Yu) x a wolfdog who gets so hooked he loses his wits, secretly studies up, and learns fast once he gets hands-on (Xie Lan)]
1.
Xie Lan had always done whatever he pleased and refused to be controlled. He didn’t want to inherit the family business and was never home. As soon as he returned to the country, his family forced him into an arranged marriage with a beautiful wife.
Except his wife was a man.
And none other than the young master of the Si family, Si Yu, rumored to be so controlling that everyone had to orbit around him.
Xie Lan had just returned from surfing in Hawaii when he found out he was engaged. His eyes full of disdain, he stared at the name of his “wife” on the invitation and couldn’t stop sneering. So someone’s here to boss me around.
Hah.
Xie Lan showed up to the engagement party in a loud, colorful shirt and met his “wife,” who was dressed in formalwear.
His wife was fair-skinned, gorgeous, and as beautiful as a fairy. He clearly had people waiting on him hand and foot. With a lazy smile, he asked Xie Lan to help fasten his cummerbund and pin on his brooch the moment they met.
Xie Lan’s hand trembled a little as he held the cummerbund, and his Adam’s apple bobbed uncontrollably.
Why was his waist so slender? His skin was so white it almost dazzled him, and he smelled so good. His wife even gently asked if he hadn’t changed yet.
...Hah, he’d deliberately left his formalwear at home.
His wife’s older brother rushed in and shoved him aside, looking utterly disgusted. “Stay away from my precious little brother! It’s a temporary business marriage, got it? And what the hell are you wearing?!”
Xie Lan didn’t catch what his wife’s brother, a total siscon, was saying. His wife had a hand on him and was asking if he’d been hurt in the collision.
“Let’s ignore him, little brother. I learned the piano piece you asked me to practice in just three days. I’ll play the opening piece at your engagement party later. Even if our darling’s engagement isn’t real, it has to be the most spectacular one around.”
Having the head of the Si family play piano for him was certainly impressive, but Si Yu had asked his brother to learn it. Xie Lan came back to his senses a little.
Hah. So what if he’s gorgeous? He’s controlling and makes other people do whatever he wants. He’s not my type.
2.
After the engagement, Xie Lan deliberately kept to his old routine, continuing to live free and easy and go out with his friends without ever coming home. There was no way he’d give in.
It was just that his wife kept messaging him, all clingy. Sometimes he sent voice messages, all coquettish. He also kept sending photos. They were so pretty.
His wife had gone to play tennis. In the photo, he looked a little unhappy, and the scoreboard showed he was two points behind his opponent. Those long legs in the frame were shapely and nicely toned.
The only question was who his wife was playing with. Xie Lan listened to the voice message over a dozen times. The man on the other side wasn’t his brother-in-law, and he was coaxing his wife.
?
Is he your wife? Then why are you coaxing him?
His wife had gone to an art class. In the photo, his eyes were curved in a smile, his collarbones were fair and lovely, and a fleck of paint rested on the tip of his nose.
The only question was who his wife was painting with. Xie Lan zoomed in on the photo a dozen times. Whose hand was that, resting on his wife’s painting?
?
Is he your wife? Then why are you putting your hand there?
His wife went to...
3.
After Xie Lan’s friends got stood up again and again, they finally couldn’t take it anymore. By chance, they overheard a voice message Si Yu had sent Xie Lan.
They also caught a glimpse of the photo Si Yu had sent him.
“Lan, that control freak Si Yu is deliberately teasing you! Don’t fall for it!”
“He doesn’t usually talk that sweetly, and look at that angle in the photo. He definitely took it on purpose!”
“Really?” Xie Lan, so hooked he’d lost his wits, came to his senses a little and admired the photo a few more times. Maybe they were right.
His friends wept with joy. “Lan’s expression has gone cold! He finally sees Si Yu for who he really is!”
The next second, Xie Lan said icily, “Who said you could look at his photo?”
?
Their Lan was probably too far gone to be saved.
4.
After-marriage scenes:
Si Yu was clingy and always teased Xie Lan into taking care of his food, clothing, and daily needs.
At home, his wife had been spoiled since childhood. Xie Lan was perfectly happy to wait on him, and he took over the family business and grew the company so he could provide even better for his wife.
Si Yu was great at flirting, so Xie Lan would secretly find time to study up, seriously learning how to make his wife feel better and explore more possibilities.
But once he actually got hands-on, he discovered his wife was incredibly innocent.
Si Yu was clearly the one who started things, but whenever Xie Lan held him in his arms and touched him, he’d tremble and beg him to go easy.
He said he wanted to try the reverse cowgirl position with Xie Lan, but barely a moment after they started, he regretted it. Xie Lan held him by the waist and pulled him back, refusing to let him call it quits.
He’d tease Xie Lan with wet kiss marks, but when Xie Lan really pinned him to the carpet and kissed him, he’d whimper that Xie Lan was too rough.
One day, Si Yu caught Xie Lan secretly studying and getting more experience. What else could he do? He had to make his wife study with him. There’s always more to learn!
Marriage is great!
No point talking to people who don’t have wives and never go home!
*
1. There is a difference in body type, height, and age. The top is three years older than the bottom.
2. Both are each other’s first and only love.
3. The bottom is the family’s beloved darling, not a tool for an arranged marriage. He agrees only because his older brother is already married, while the top’s family wants someone who can keep him in check. They offer to give up thirty percent of their profits.
4. The bottom is a lazy lie-flat type who has people around him do lots of things for him. He’s not simply idle: he has an exceptionally sharp eye for investments.
5. This is the kind of delicious, indulgent fantasy I wanted to read myself. There isn’t much plot, just sweet fluff. The setting, events, and all the characters are there to shape the leads and set the mood, all in service of their relationship development.
In short: a lazy beauty gets doted on, loves to tease but is inexperienced and gets bullied; every day, his wife teases him, and he studies how to wait on his wife until he turns into a wolf (?)
That’s all.
The blurb has been screenshotted.
(I’ll touch up the wording before I start posting, hmm.)
Theme: Sincerity for sincerity.
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