[A harem-style story with a universally adored bottom and all-villain characters. Don't read if that bothers you.]
Jiang Qieyu has died once.
Back then, he was an unemployed office worker with a devastatingly beautiful face. A madman named Suilian, with the "lian" meaning "to cherish the beauty of women," set his sights on him.
Jiang Qieyu figured that if he had to, being kept as some rich woman's pretty boy wouldn't be a bad deal. Unfortunately
Suilian was a man!!
Not only was he a man, he wore qipaos and high heels every day, and insisted that Jiang Qieyu call him "Sister."
He kept Jiang Qieyu locked up and wouldn't let him look at anyone. Jiang Qieyu escaped three times, only to be caught each time. On the fourth, Suilian stroked his face, as gentle as ever.
"Three strikes and you're out. Since you love running away so much, go die. Once you're dead, you can be with me forever."
Jiang Qieyu: ?
And then he really did die.
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When he opens his eyes again, there's a System in his head.
As a well-read man, Jiang Qieyu is naturally thrilled: A comeback! Face-slapping! Rising to the top of the world!
Unfortunately, the System is only half-finished and can only gain energy through cuddling. He has to figure that out by experimenting himself.
Jiang Qieyu: Useless System (◦`~´◦)
For the sake of his future, he decides to focus on college first.
Standing at the school gate with a suitcase, Jiang Qieyu takes a deep breath. In this life, he'll take back everything that should have been his.
[Content warnings]
1. The bottom isn't a good person, and the top is even more twisted.
2. He's hated by everyone [not really] before becoming universally adored. A dumb bottom who's bad, but never quite bad enough to get it right.
3. The top cross-dresses. A multi-way romantic showdown. An overwhelming amount of doting on the bottom.
4. None of the tops are good people. Everyone who cuddles with the bottom is incredibly handsome!!
5. All the tops are only interested in the bottom. No romantic tension between tops. All the tops are virgins, and so are the side characters!!
Theme: The essence of love is being seen
