Riding in a Rolls-Royce with My Cat's Blind Date

Old blurb withdrawn ovo. Please add my upcoming story, "The Substitute Mountain God Comes to the City to Find His Husband", to your reading list. *Age gap | Size difference | Contrasting personalities | Pretty, adorable Mo Li x scheming workaholic Gu Huaixu Mo Li's cat went on a matchmaking date. The moment the two cats met, the other one pinned his son down. Mo Li: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!! W-Why are they both male?! And the other one's a huge Bengal cat! To make up for it, the other cat's owner invited him to dinner alone and said he would come pick him up. The other owner had thought of everything, so Mo Li agreed. Then a Rolls-Royce pulled up in front of him, and he was left dumbfounded. Mo Li: ^^ I'm riding in a Rolls-Royce at twenty-two, not because I got rich, but because the dad of my cat son's date said he'd come pick me up. - At first, Mo Li thought this was just a simple matchmaking date, until Gu Huaixu's Rolls-Royce started appearing in front of him all the time The man had deep-set features and an apologetic look. “Sorry, in-law. My Simba is just too clingy with your Chacha.” After that, Mo Li couldn't very well say anything. The two cats began living together sweetly, and he and Gu Huaixu started seeing each other every day, too. Meals, movies, long chats about life... The neighbors all assumed Mo Li had a boyfriend. W-Wait a second. Mo Li slowly started to catch on. His cat son's partner was gay. Wasn't there a chance his partner's owner was gay, too?! - Mo Li ran away with his cat in the middle of the night. When he returned to work, he heard the company had a new boss! But the new boss was elusive, and Mo Li couldn't find out anything about who he was. Not long afterward, the company held a celebration banquet. His coworkers got Mo Li so tipsy that he decided to leave early. As he turned around, he crashed into a warm, broad chest. Gu Huaixu, whom he hadn't seen in a month, held him firmly in his arms, his dark eyes deep and intent, like a hunter closing his net. “In-law, I've caught you.” [Reader's Guide] 1. Adorable, airheaded shou x workaholic, fatherly gong. 1v1, both virgins, older gong, eight-year age gap; gong is thirty. 2. The shou's cat is Chacha, a short-legged calico Napoleon; the gong's cat is Simba, a Bengal cat. Both cats are gay. 3. Heads-up: The gong likes calling the shou “wife,” “baby,” “sweetheart,” and so on. If that's not your thing, don't force yourself to read. Note: Inspiration struck on March 19, 2026. The first blurb was uploaded on April 2, 2026, and the revised blurb was officially uploaded on May 5. Screenshots have been uploaded. Upcoming story "After the Substitute Mountain God Comes to the City to Find His Husband" *Adorable, pampered, old-fashioned mountain god x sharp-tongued but soft-hearted CEO Xie Qingyu A mountain-god rite is a sacrifice in which a family's child blessed with good fortune is offered to the legendary mountain god, ensuring the clan's prosperity for generations. Once the rite is performed, the person offered belongs to the mountain god alone for the rest of their life. If they break their vow, they will never be reincarnated. Xie Qingyu built his business from nothing. As a child, he was offered to the mountain god in his older sister's place. He thought mountain gods didn't exist, until one night a cute, soft-looking young man suddenly appeared in his bed. The youth had horns on his head and long, black hair spread across the bed. His clear eyes were as pure as water as he reached out to Xie Qingyu, asking to be held. “Husband, don't you want your husband anymore?” Tan Xi is the guardian deity of Black Spirit Mountain, watching over the little world around it. The mountain god has little to do all year and loves nothing more than curling up in his little cave to sleep. Then one day, firecrackers woke him. He opened his eyes in confusion and found himself face-to-face with a tiny human in the cave. The little human had a cold expression and wore a festive red robe, arms folded as he sized Tan Xi up. Tan Xi fainted in fright. W-Who was sending him a person?! He sent the sacrifice home safely, but then his spirit stone went missing. With no other choice, he came down from the mountain. With no other choice, he went to great lengths to move into his husband's home. The house provided food, clothes, and everything he needed, and it even had a little box that made sounds. It was much more comfortable than the cave. Then, one day, Tan Xi happened to read Xie Qingyu's fortune. Looking at the result, he was overwhelmed with misery. With no other choice, he went out and became a novice Daoist, fighting evil in the name of Heaven. Maybe he'd fought evil in the name of Heaven too many times. Tan Xi realized he was getting fatter and fatter, while his magic kept draining away. Tan Xi slumped down in front of the mirror, lifted his shirt to reveal his round little belly, and, looking utterly miserable, grabbed Xie Qingyu's arm and burst into tears. “Honey, you have to miss me while I'm gone, sob!” [Reader's Guide] 1. Pregnancy. Adorable mountain-god shou x sharp-tongued but soft-hearted CEO gong. 1v1, both virgins. 2. Heads-up: Pregnancy, an old-fashioned and airheaded shou, and a sharp-tongued gong who doesn't say what he means. June 27, 2026. Inspiration came earlier; everything has been recorded. First posted on June 27, official blurb uploaded July 7, second revision July 19, third revision July 23. Theme: Face the future bravely