Sir, Please Pull Up Your Pants

Stone-Faced but Not Impartial Base Commander G* Wild, Flirty Little Sea Punk S

Wen Le was a notorious little troublemaker dolphin in the sea. After an accident left him stranded on a beach, he turned into a human.

Before he could get used to life on land, he was mistaken for a male escort and dragged to the police station.

Wen Le: The police station... what kind of place is that? We don't have those in the sea!

In the interrogation room, facing a group of uniformed officers, Wen Le wanted to show some friendliness. He put a little too much force into it and blew the roof off.

The base commander personally took him in hand. Faced with the wreckage of the ruined room, Wen Le immediately grabbed the commander's leg and even felt his firm muscles. "Can you really blame me? Your roof was way too low."

Everyone in the room waited to see how Wen Le would meet his end.

As if a man with one brain could ever outmatch a pufferfish with two.

After more than a decade living in the sea, Wen Le had seen it all. That night, he brought the commander two fresh pufferfish as a bribe.

Well, you know how men are.

The next day, someone was gossiping: "Did you hear? Someone tried to poison the captain."

Wen Le, who had been working to pay off his debts, perked up as soon as he heard the news. "Who? Who's got guts like that?"

Wouldn't that mean he was free?

Zang Ming is the captain of the 6th unit of the WHL Ocean Counterterrorism Alliance. His main job is to fight monsters and level up.

Then a very special person arrived on the island, and the headaches began.

"Captain! Someone stole the fish from the kitchen."

"Captain! Someone put an electric eel in the swimming pool."

"Captain! Someone put a rotten dead salmon on my bed."

From then on, Zang Ming's days consisted of missions and training, plus keeping Wen Le on a very short leash.

A little scene:

One night,

Wen Le took Zang Ming's hand and guided it downward. "Captain, feel this."

Zang Ming was ablaze inside, but kept his composure. (It's wet, slippery, and soft...) "Wait! Why does it have spines?"

Wen Le pulled out a sea cucumber and said ingratiatingly, "Just caught it. It's still fresh."

Coming soon!

Next novel:

The Ex Who Faked His Death Three Years Ago Is Back

Sunny, youthful golden boy * Dark, obsessive old lunatic

Three years ago, Cheng Chi dumped his lover, Lin Zhao, without explanation, went overseas, and vanished without a trace.

Everyone in their circle knew Lin Zhao had once been obsessed with Cheng Chi. After their breakup, he was despondent for months, but now he was a ruthless rising star in the business world.

No one dared mention Cheng Chi's name in front of him.

Then, at the Lin family wedding, Lin Zhao's uncle, Lin Yan, married a woman surnamed Cheng, and Lin Zhao came face-to-face with his long-lost ex once again.

On the day of the wedding, the guests mingled over drinks.

As the bride's younger brother, Cheng Chi wore a dark suit and smiled with gentle reserve among the crowd.

He was much thinner than he had been three years ago. The youthful spirit had faded from the corners of his eyes, leaving only a warm, gentle curve.

The old silver ring on his ring finger was the only thing he had never taken off.

Lin Zhao passed by him with a glass of champagne and didn't break stride. He only tossed out one sentence.

"Second floor, third guest room on the left."

Cheng Chi's fingertips trembled, but he smiled and raised his glass to someone nearby.

The moment the door clicked shut, Lin Zhao pinned Cheng Chi against it.

His tie came loose, their breaths burned hot, and his eyes held all the unanswered questions of the past three years.

"Cheng Chi." His voice was hoarse, a smile on his lips as he ground his teeth. "What should I call you?"

"My ex-boyfriend... or my uncle?"

Cheng Chi tilted his head to look at him, the corners of his eyes red, but his lips still curved in a smile.

"Call me whatever you like."

After the wedding, everyone in their circle waited to see how Lin Zhao would make trouble.

Who didn't know how miserably Lin Zhao had been dumped back then? Now Cheng Chi had become an elder in his family. Surely this grudge would turn the world upside down.

But the Lin family remained perfectly peaceful.

Lin Zhao still came home on time every day, and there were always two place settings on the table.

Cheng Chi felt the cold, so a cashmere blanket appeared in the study.

When Lin Zhao's stomach problems flared up, Cheng Chi stayed by his side all night. Lin Zhao fell asleep clutching his wrist, leaving a ring of bruises there the next morning, but Cheng Chi didn't say a word.

Someone asked Lin Yan if he wasn't afraid of becoming a laughingstock by letting his nephew carry on with Cheng Chi like this.

Lin Yan leisurely rolled up his sleeve, revealing the bite marks Cheng Yun had left on his wrist, and smiled without answering.

Cheng Yun was cracking sunflower seeds nearby. She said casually, "During the three years A-Chi was gone, he cried every time he got drunk... Lin Zhao doesn't know, but we recorded it all."

Later, one time after Cheng Chi got blackout drunk, Lin Zhao hauled him out of the bathroom, wrapped him in a towel, and sat him on the bed to dry his hair.

Half-asleep, Cheng Chi clutched the hem of Lin Zhao's shirt and whispered, "I'm sorry..."

Lin Zhao switched off the hair dryer and looked down at him.

"Why did you leave back then?"

Cheng Chi closed his eyes, his lashes damp. He tightened his palm around the ugly scar there, and after a long moment, a choked sob finally escaped his throat.

"It hurt so much."

Lin Zhao was silent for a long time.

Then he pulled Cheng Chi, blanket and all, into his arms and spoke in a muffled voice.

"Idiot."

"Why didn't you tell me it hurt?"

Later, at a banquet, a busybody ran into them again and asked Lin Zhao in a sarcastic tone, "That little uncle of yours sure likes to boss you around."

Lin Zhao held his wine glass, his smile gentle but his eyes cold.

"Cheng Chi is mine. He was then, and he is now."

"As for our place in the family..."

He turned to look at Cheng Chi, who was eating cake nearby. There was cream at the corner of his mouth, and he smiled at Lin Zhao with crinkled eyes.

Lin Zhao added quietly,

"I'm happy to let him boss me around for the rest of my life."

Everyone: "..."

Content warnings:

1. Both leads are each other's only partners. Bottom: Wen Le; top: Zang Ming.

2. Sweet and fluffy all the way through.

3. Multiple points of view, the more the merrier...

4. This is a fictional setting. Please don't associate it with real life.

5. In short, read with a clear head, and may you all be happy every day!

Theme: World peace, and harmonious coexistence between humans, animals, and the environment.