A Dog That Keeps Asking for Trouble Isn’t Worth Keeping

A shou who breaks up decisively and never looks back * a gong who tries every way to win him back and only makes things worse

People outside said Shen Lan had a dog. The dog was obedient, sensible, and attentive. Whenever Shen Lan beckoned, it came wagging its tail, ready to kiss, cuddle, and snuggle.

Until one day, Shen Lan received photos of his little dog cheating on his phone.

Everyone assumed Shen Lan would lose it and start heating up the wok to stew the dog. Instead, he just beckoned to the little dog. When it came over, he pinched its chin and said, "I hear you have a dog on the side?"

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They said Shen Lan knew how to train a dog. Who knew the little dog had its own tricks behind Shen Lan's back?

When Shen Lan saw with his own eyes all the things the little dog had done that turned his understanding upside down, he turned and walked away without a backward glance.

If a dog couldn't be tamed, then he didn't want it anymore.

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Bonus scene

After years without training a dog, Shen Lan was a little out of practice. Sitting on the sofa, he beckoned to Ning Tangke.

Ning Tangke, who had almost forgotten what meat tasted like, stared straight at Shen Lan. "C-can I?"

[Ongoing Novel]

[Big Shot, Pull Up Your Pants] Your little dolphin is showing.

A stern, impartial base big shot G * a flirtatious, roguish sea delinquent S

Wen Le was a notorious little troublemaker of a dolphin, infamous in the sea. After an accident left him stranded on a beach, he turned into a human.

Before he could get used to his new arms and legs, someone reported him for walking like a (duck), and he ended up at the police station.

Wen Le: The police station... What's that? I've never seen one in the sea!

In the interrogation room, surrounded by a group of uniformed officers, Wen Le tried to be friendly. He put a little too much force into it and blew the roof off.

The base's big shot personally took him in hand. Faced with the wreckage of the room, Wen Le wrapped both arms around the big shot's leg and even felt his firm muscles. "How is this my fault? Your roof was too low."

Everyone in the room waited to see how Wen Le would die.

As if a man with one brain could beat a pufferfish with two.

Wen Le, who had lived in the sea for over a decade, had seen every kind of situation. That night, he brought the big shot two fresh pufferfish as a bribe.

You know how men are. You know the drill.

The next day, someone said, "Did you hear? Someone tried to poison the captain."

Wen Le, who had been working to pay off his debt, perked up as soon as he heard the news. "Who? Who's got the guts to poison that ice-faced freak?"

Wouldn't that set him free?

Repair it, tear it down, repair it again. Just as Wen Le was about to finish the job and retire, the cold-faced big shot suddenly dragged him up to the roof.

Wen Le nearly wet himself. He was wondering whether he should try crying a little for the big shot when he saw that the usually lofty, stern, and impartial man had turned red in the face.

"That gossip you told me last time... Could you tell it to me again, just the two of us?"

Zang Ming is the captain of WHL Maritime Counterterrorism Alliance's 196th squad. Every day, he repeats the same dull, tedious missions and training.

Until a special person arrived on the island and his headaches began.

"Captain! Someone stole the fish from the kitchen."

"Captain! Someone put an electric eel in the pool."

"Captain! Someone put a rotten dead salmon on my bed."

From then on, Zang Ming's life involved not only missions and training, but also keeping Wen Le on a leash at all times.

Bonus scene:

One evening,

Wen Le took Zang Ming's hand and moved it downward. "Captain, feel this."

Zang Ming was a storm of emotion inside, but kept a calm face. (It's wet, slippery, soft...) "Wait, why does it have spines?"

Wen Le pulled out a sea cucumber and said ingratiatingly, "Just caught it. It's still fresh."

Content warnings:

1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced and exclusive. Shou: Shen Lan. Gong: Ning Tangke.

2. This is an old-fashioned, angsty groveling-after-the-breakup story. The author wrote it believing a little angst is good for the soul and personally doesn't think it's angsty.

3. The story uses various points of view. The more, the merrier...

4. The setting is fictional. Please don't compare it to real life.

5. In short, read rationally, and may you all be happy every day!

Theme: Love life, love yourself.