Playing Mom and Dad on the Grand Line

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Stella got a System. It said it was a feelings-collecting System: as long as she successfully won someone over without disrupting the plot, it would give her a billion. Not only that, it could keep her looking young forever and grant her immortality. If she worked hard to earn points, all kinds of useful items would be available too.

Stella couldn't find a single reason to turn down such a windfall.

So from the start, she became Roger's mom and Whitebeard's dad. She visited Roger on days one, three, and five, and Whitebeard on days two, four, and six. Sundays were for fun. After raising them through thick and thin, when the kids grew up and had dreams to pursue, she didn't want to be a wet blanket, so she let them go.

Alone with nothing to do, she started annoying people everywhere again.

She tricked Linlin into being her daughter, told Doflamingo to call her Daddy, then went to Amazon Lily to play house with the adorable Shakky. They even had a wedding, with Stella as the groom.

At the famous battlefield of God Valley, Shakky, the object of everyone's attention, yelled for the nth time: "I'm already married!!!"

In a corner, Stella watched through binoculars: I'm so sorry. I'm an utterly useless husband.

996: "You f***ing psycho..."

When she finally went looking for Kizaru and Akainu, who had recently joined the Marines, 996 thought she'd had a change of heart and was finally going to try winning someone over.

Who knew that as soon as she saw them, she'd drag them to the ground and say, "Today, the three of us swear brotherhood!"

Aokiji arrived too late to join the brotherhood and ended up carrying their bags.

When she finally met Roger on the open sea, now terminally ill, she didn't even wait for him to work up some tears before slapping him. "How did you get so old? You're not cute at all. Don't call me Mom anymore."

Roger: "?" When had he ever called her that?

After many years, Luffy finally grew up and set sail. He waved and reassured her, "Dad, don't worry! I'm definitely going to become the Pirate King!"

Stella bit her handkerchief and cried. "See? Luffy's such a good boy. He's the only kid in all these years who's called me Dad."

996: "You f***ing dumbass!"

996 finally couldn't take it anymore and roared, "I told you to win them over! Win them over! Do you even know what that means? I'm a feelings System!!"

Stella picked her ears. "Aren't family feelings feelings? Aren't friendship feelings feelings? What about 'love'? What about the kind of affection that lasts until you're ashes?"

996 looked at the overflowing affection points and had nothing to say. In the end, it could only grit its teeth and say, "Just you wait. With how obnoxious you are, sooner or later you'll get what you deserve."

P.S.:

1. Some characters will inevitably be out of character. Don't scrutinize the timeline; treat it as a parallel universe. This is pure comedy.

2. The heroine hasn't read the original, only seen some videos and picked up the general gist.

3. Existing couples are being broken up. Don't read if that's not for you.

4. Everyone loves the heroine. Ending included.

Blurb last updated 2026.3.16

Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony