Public Daddy, an Annual Salary of One Trillion

[Shared, right? A shared Daddy is still shared!]

[1v1, career-minded, anti-trope shared-use, wicked beauty trains his dogs]

Feng Yanli transmigrated on the very day the original owner had completely offended all the Dragon Kings.

He had become the wicked antagonist in an explicit novel, destined to be used by men and meet a thoroughly miserable end!

The readers' comments were buzzing with excitement, placing bets on whether the seductive beauty "Feng Yanli" would be shared by the Dragon Kings!

Seeing a business opportunity, Feng Yanli himself grew interested:

"Can I buy shares in this too?"

So Feng Yanli made a deal with the world's consciousness, spending his entire fortune to buy stock in his own being shared.

The more brutally he was shared, the more he earned.

He put his experience as a shrewd businessman who could make a fortune out of nothing to work:

He would make money, play the market, and make sure nobody got to have him.

If the world was going to kiss him by sharing him, then he would be the one and only Daddy to the Dragon Kings!

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A. The Dragon King from the broken-engagement trope. Feng's chairman once forced him to break off his engagement to his fiance. Now he shows up with betrothal gifts, hoping to marry the chairman instead.

Feng Yanli accepts the gifts and sends him packing, speaking first: "You came to see Daddy, so why bring presents?"

System: You're supposed to accept betrothal gifts, not adopt a godson!

Feng Yanli: Just tell me, did I accept them or not?

[Gifts: +100 million; luxury mansion: +1; jewelry: +99; shared-use stock: up 60%]

B. The aloof Dragon King. The chairman once caught him taking care of himself and confiscated his toy. Ever since, he's suffered sleepless nights and now pays Feng Yanli handsomely to sleep beside him.

Feng Yanli counts the bills and begins his hypnosis: "Principles of Economics, Chapter One: Introduction..."

System: Not that kind of sleeping, this kind of sleeping!

Feng Yanli: Just tell me, did I sleep with him or not?

[Compensation for emotional distress: +300 million; drowsiness: up 60%; shared-use stock: up 100%]

Then there are C, D, E, F, G, H, I... enough to fill the whole alphabet.

Even when Feng Yanli treats them like dogs, the Dragon Kings keep coming one after another, happily devoted to him.

On New Year's Eve, a defiant young master in a flight jacket arrives to block his way, radiating authority and icy menace.

He shakes the snow off his sleeve, not yet having explained why he's there.

Feng Yanli: You're J in the queue.

Ji Chuang: What J?

Feng Yanli: The J in the alphabet.

A little scene:

As the all-conquering male lead of an explicit novel, Ji Chuang is young, hot-blooded, authoritarian, and unstoppable. He tolerates no disobedience.

A reader's review: His temper is big, and so is what he's packing.

The only person who's ever outsmarted him time and time again is the great villain Feng Yanli.

After years of plotting, Ji Chuang finally acquires the Feng Group, only for Chairman Feng, that old fox, to turn around and enter the sex industry.

Ji Chuang is finally driven crazy!

By the floor-to-ceiling windows of the presidential suite, the young man speaks in a domineering voice, his breathing rough and restrained.

"I want to buy in."

Feng Yanli is secretly surprised. Ji Chuang has figured out that this ridiculous life is a novel, too!

But a good stock is not something you share with the major player.

Feng Yanli puts on a cold, blank expression. "What stock?"

Ji Chuang angrily lifts his enchanting face and crushes the words about to leave Feng Yanli's lips with a kiss.

"Preferred Stock."

With that, his gaze darkens and travels downward, sweeping over that exquisite curve.

Your... P stock.

Preferred Stock

[Disguised as entering the sex industry, seductive beauty bottom X determined rescuer, younger mad-dog top]

[Key points]

1. This is not a typical shared-use story. The sharing takes place in the plot, and is Chairman Feng's career. All the supporting characters have one-sided crushes on him.

2. The romance is 1v1, both characters are sexually inexperienced. Chairman Feng's partner is Ji Chuang. A wicked beauty trains his dog, turning a bad dog into a loyal one.

For the laughs, and a heads-up: The protagonist is not perfect. The bottom is a sharp-tongued, high-and-mighty elitist, a paragon of meanness and a walking collection of terrible jokes. The top is a younger princeling, top-of-the-line rich and handsome, so rich and handsome you won't need to hear it twice.

🖤 Animal personas, the evil vulture group: secretarybird and bearded vulture

**Coming soon: Dead Husband, Stop Sitting on My Bed**

Sheng Fangcheng died, leaving behind his beautiful and pitiful young widower.

Afraid that Meng Heyi would be all alone in the world and bullied, Sheng Fangcheng could not rest even in death. He came back as a ghost to watch over him.

Meng Heyi is timid, fragile, and sensitive. Sheng Fangcheng is sure he'll be so devastated when he learns his husband is dead that he'll cry himself unconscious.

Just thinking about it makes Sheng Fangcheng's heart ache.

The first day after her husband's death, Meng Heyi sits before Sheng Fangcheng's portrait and eats three bowls of rice in one sitting.

Sheng Fangcheng: Excessive grief can lead to overeating. That's normal.

The second day after her husband's death, Meng Heyi puts away Sheng Fangcheng's portrait and flushes his ashes down the drain.

Sheng Fangcheng: ...Living alone at home, it's only natural to be scared.

The third day after her husband's death, Meng Heyi reaches down and cries, "Honey, I really want it."

Sheng Fangcheng is both concerned and helpless. He hates that his life was too smooth, leaving him without enough resentment to take human form.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Meng Heyi finishes being fragile, he brings a man home.

Only then does Sheng Fangcheng realize:

The important part of "Honey, I really want it" is "I want it," not "honey."

Sheng Fangcheng's coffin lid can no longer hold him down. Even the ashes that were washed away want to crawl back up the drain.

He cannot rest in peace!

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A little scene, from the other man's perspective:

In the infinite horror game, there is a strange tale:

There is no wife in a wife cake, and there is no clown in the D-rank instance Return of the Clown.

There is only a frail, delicate widower NPC.

They say that if you satisfy his desires, you can speedrun the instance.

It isn't hard to seduce the little widower, because Meng Heyi is a flirt by nature.

But when players approach Meng Heyi, they always feel a chill down their backs.

Player: Do you feel that chill?

Meng Heyi: Oh, that might be my husband.

His dead husband is full of resentment.

#How did a D-rank instance get an S-rank vengeful ghost

#Quick, find Meng Heyi and figure out how to speedrun

#Wait, how did it become SSS-rank?!

#Who said there was no clown in Return of the Clown

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The bottom has a sexual compulsion. He knows it's bad, so he cries while asking for it.

The top has a jealous streak. The bottom is innocent; anyone who seduces him deserves to die.

Message: Life has no low points; you're just waiting for the next peak. You're the one running the table.