The Miao Youth's Mushroom Was Kissed Until He Cried

Fu Xie, a young Gu King who commands all kinds of poison.

He holds the top spot in the Infinite Game Boss rankings by an insurmountable margin, guarding the instance that makes players tremble at the name: [Horror of Miaojiang].

And in Gu Mogu's heart, he's... a kind and gentle big brother?

Gu Chumian is a little mushroom, white on the outside and dark within.

His life's purpose as a mushroom is to be plucked by Fu Xie at the start of an instance and used as a prop to explain the rules to players.

Fu Xie: Outsiders, don't touch my mushroom.

Gu Mogu straightens his stem, basking in his protector's power.

Fu Xie: Be good and follow the rules here.

Gu Mogu shakes his cap, swaggering triumphantly.

Fu Xie frowns at the mushroom wriggling in his hand.

Fu Xie: You're a mushroom, but you can think. Don't you find that strange?

Gu Mogu: ...Huh?!

After the instance restarted too many times, Fu Xie plucked Gu Mogu into sentience.

The young Gu King put Gu Mogu in his back basket and took him on a journey through Miaojiang.

Fu Xie unleashed snakes and scorpions to scare off players who wandered into the deep mountains.

Gu Mogu: My big brother is so kind!

Fu Xie was skilled in using gu and raised tens of thousands of strange poisonous insects.

Gu Mogu: My big brother is so strong!

Fu Xie ventured into the poisonous miasma and emerged from his bath amid the hazy purple mist.

Gu Mogu: My big brother is so beautiful!

After learning to use a human phone, Gu Mogu tinkered around and created the Mogu App, spreading the word to players about the Gu King's beauty, gentleness, and soft side.

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Featuring the Gu King's daily life with eighty-one layers of soft-focus filters, three posts a day, never missing an update.

Need the Boss to go easy on you? Watch Mogu's hallucination documentaries.

Learn all about the Gu King's career as a Boss, and fall in love with him, one detail at a time.

[Mogu App] Daily passphrase: "Fu Xie Is the Gentlest Man Alive." Enter it promptly~

Players: ...

On the game's discussion board, Fu Xie's most upvoted reviews read:

[Cold and heartless 😢] [Inhuman 😨] [The Gu King of Ten Thousand Poisons with a snake-and-scorpion heart 😈]

Meanwhile, Gu Mogu in Fu Xie's basket was described as:

[Adorably cute puppy mushroom 🍄] [Those meaty thighs, hngh 🤤] [The one and only fanboy of the Gu King 😇]

Until one day, Gu Mogu worked up the courage.

He offered a cute little spore to his good big brother.

Fu Xie stopped holding back. Licking his lips, he corrected him: I'm not your big brother.

Gu Chumian, his ankle lifted: ...Eh?!

The Gu in Gu King doesn't mean mushroom, does it?

Gu Chumian, teary-eyed the next morning: Don't treat Mogu like that! You'll get mushroom-kissed!

[Mogu App] 🔥HOT POSTS🔥

#A mountain romance between Miaojiang's affairs director and a representative of the local wildlife

#Infinite-flow NPCs: What do they do on a day off?

#One man and one mushroom in Miaojiang, farming, slaughtering pigs, and taking players along

#Even NPCs in horror games deserve to be happy!

Miaojiang Travel Guide

Moist, brooding, possessive Gu (Gu~) King × dazed, adorable mushroom (Momo!)

1v1, both pure, Gu and mushroom, cute and sweet. Gu Mogu is the Gu King's one and only little mushroom, and the Gu King is a dominant top!

Mogu acting like a top when he's the bottom is just a playful contrast and pun between the couple. It's a joke, in LARGE BOLD LETTERS, meaning "only the bottom thinks the top is weak and gentle, when in fact he isn't." He isn't a bottom in the strict sense. If this squicks or delights you, please decide for yourself~

Swipe down and right to see the character art, including a group portrait of the whole Gu family (finger hearts).

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Please bookmark my upcoming story, The Overpowered Hero's Public Bad Daddy:

[Determined to save fallen women · Suit-wearing violent control freak × Pretending to sell himself · Venomous beauty with a sharp tongue]

Feng Yanli awakened on the very day he had offended every single overpowered hero.

He finally realized that he was the vicious villain in an explicit novel, destined to be paired with men and end up in a gangbang.

Readers were passionately debating whether the venomous beauty Feng Yanli would become the overpowered heroes' shared plaything!

Seeing a business opportunity, the venomous beauty himself grew interested:

"Can I invest in that stock too?"

So Feng Yanli struck a deal with the world's consciousness, spent his entire fortune, and bought shares in his own future as a shared plaything.

The harder they use him, the more he earns.

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Feng Yanli drew on his experience of making money in business without putting up a cent of his own:

The money must be made, the stocks must be played, and no one gets to have the man.

A. The broken-engagement overpowered hero. Feng Yanli once forced him to break off his engagement to his fiance. Now he shows up with betrothal gifts, hoping to marry Feng Yanli instead.

Feng Yanli accepts the gifts and sends him packing, speaking first: If you're here to see Daddy, just say so. Why bring a gift?

B. The aloof overpowered hero. Feng Yanli once caught him doing a little DIY and confiscated his toys. Now he offers a high price to get Feng Yanli to test his intimate products.

Feng Yanli finishes counting the cash and picks up a riding crop: Twenty years ago, you wore a size S. Ten years ago, a size M. Now you play with that thing and I'll beat you to death.

C. The legal hotshot overpowered hero. Feng Yanli once cracked his password lock and read his private diary. Now he's filled the basement with gold bars, waiting to lock Feng Yanli inside.

Feng Yanli gladly accepts the gold and picks the lock in three seconds: Use your birthday as the password again, and you couldn't keep anyone locked up in your next life.

And then there's DEFGHIKLMNOPQRSTUVWSYZ... enough to complete the alphabet.

Even when Feng Yanli treats them like dogs, the overpowered heroes keep coming, one after another, and love every minute of it.

On New Year's Eve, a man in a suit and black overcoat showed up to intercept him. His oppressive presence and icy aura filled the air.

He brushed the snow from his cuff but hadn't yet explained why he was there.

Feng Yanli: You're J in the queue.

Ji Chuang: What J?

Feng Yanli: The letter J in the alphabet.

The man, unaccustomed to waiting in line, twitched his brows and gave his men a two-word order:

"Clear the place."

When President Ji speaks, the whole social scene gets cleared out.

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As the overpowered male lead of an explicit novel, Ji Chuang came from humble roots and ruled with an iron fist. He would kill gods who stood in his way and crush anyone who dared defy him.

Readers' verdict: His temper is huge, and so is his... other thing.

The only person who'd managed to outmaneuver him, time and again, was the great villain Feng Yanli.

After years of scheming, Ji Chuang finally defeated Chairman Feng and acquired the Feng Group.

Then Chairman Feng promptly went into the sex industry.

Unable to accept that events had once again slipped out of his control, Ji Chuang stared coldly at the gathered overpowered heroes, making it clear that whoever dared to help Chairman Feng's new business would have their ancestral graves dug up and renovated.

Feng Yanli: You ruined my plans before, and now you want to ruin them again!

The fallen beauty looked utterly satisfied, clothes half-open and collar gaping wide:

"Don't get in the way of me making money."

His arrogant, seductive air set a fire that scorched Ji Chuang to the core.

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By the floor-to-ceiling windows of a presidential suite, the man spoke in a domineering voice, his breathing ragged and restrained.

"I want to buy in."

Feng Yanli was secretly surprised. Ji Chuang knew this melodramatic life was a novel too!

But there was no way he was sharing a good stock with a major shareholder.

Feng Yanli feigned ignorance with a cold face: "What stock?"

At last, the six-foot-two suit-wearing brute could no longer suppress his burgeoning possessiveness. He gripped that bewitching face with one hand and kissed away the words about to leave those lips, sealing them with a kiss.

"Preferred stock."

As he spoke, his gaze boldly swept downward, over that impressive curve.

Your... ass.

Preferred stock: a type of stock with priority.

[Animal personas · Vulture and secretarybird] Bearded vulture X secretarybird

1v1, both pure. Imperfect leads. The bottom is an elite aristocrat, and the top is a tyrannical psycho.

Theme: Keep a kind and just heart, and build a beautiful Miaojiang.