Posing as an AI to Work for the Celestial Dragons

A scrappy, unlucky, tenacious, sarcastic rat person × a sincere, upright CEO who lives in a world of his own

1.

"OpenCow smart AI assistant, locally deployed and remotely installed, limited-time special price: 80,000. Business owners with deep pockets, get in touch!"

After Tang Xiaoji gets turned down for a job for the eighth time, she sees someone earning more than her hoped-for monthly salary just by showing up to install a lobster. In a fit of rage, she posts an absurd message on a certain social platform.

Who could have guessed that the very next second, "Ding, "

[Message from a stranger: US dollars or euros?]

Tang Xiaoji: ? Have I just run into a ridiculously gullible rich guy? 😳

2.

Tang Xiaoji, capable human being, diligently pretends to be an AI.

[Redo this M&A report. Focus on synergies and integration risks.]

Tang Xiaoji immediately forwards it: Roubao, Wanquan, Miki, you are a group strategic investment analyst...

[Wake me at 3:30 a.m. The global advisory meeting with UBS has been moved up.]

Tang Xiaoji sets ten alarms, drags herself up with great difficulty, then makes a robot voice call with her hair sticking up like a bird's nest.

[A pipe burst at home. The property management company is too slow. Take care of it.]

Tang Xiaoji puts on a mask and sneaks over to fix it herself, trying hard not to get distracted by her boss's snow-white, half-washed underwear.

[Please act as the girl I had a crush on in high school. She was bright and full of life, with a vitality that wouldn't go out no matter how disheveled she was...]

Tang Xiaoji takes a deep breath and finally types a question mark: ?

[Transfer: 500,000. Note: Top up tokens]

Tang Xiaoji: Got it 🫡

3.

On the day she passes the interview, Tang Xiaoji decides to come clean.

Halfway through typing, a message from the other side arrives first.

[I think I saw her.]

She opens the next picture, her pupils widening slightly.

It's her. Her, right now, on a crowded street, wrapped in a trench coat and looking intently down at her phone.

[Can you help me find out how she's been all these years? Whether she has... a boyfriend?]

[Oh, right. Her name is Tang Xiaoji.]

Theme: I love your unconventional vitality most