
A Guide to Fixing an BE Life
BE人生修正指南
by Yuan Que (沅鹊)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 263k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Devoted, all-around powerhouse android x gifted, sickly beauty]
Blurb:
After the apocalypse ends, the world begins to rebuild. A power-enhancement serum appears out of nowhere, and almost everyone in the country gains access to supernatural abilities.
At twenty-four, Ji Tongfeng is in the prime of his life, yet his terminal illness has destined him for a tragic ending.
Knowing his time is short, he's recently been trying to cut back on socializing.
"Woof!"
Dogs are the exception.
One day, he unexpectedly picks up a golden retriever who's absurdly perfect in every way. He hadn't planned to take it in, but the dog insists on sticking to him, acting silly and clingy, never leaving his side.
Though he's a good-for-nothing with a constitution that can't awaken supernatural powers, someone has come for just that reason.
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Since the target of his mission offers no opportunity for social interaction, Ruan Huan, a secret android with two forms, comes to his side in the shape of a dog.
He considers himself invulnerable and unbeatable. Taking down a good-for-nothing like this should be effortless, especially since all he needs to do for now is gather information.
[When he first gets home]
Ruan Huan: 100% dog. Do not disturb. I don't care about anything.
[One week later]
Ruan Huan: Why is this old human still so sickly? Humans should take their medicine when they're ill.
[One month later]
Ruan Huan: He's trembling with pain, but still telling me he's fine... What an idiot. ...Never mind, I'll sneakily tuck his blanket around him.
[Three months later]
Ruan Huan: I'm only stepping in to protect my mission target. ...He's coughing. Quit talking and die.
[Six months later]
Ruan Huan: What do you mean he doesn't have long to live?
[One year later]
Ruan Huan: I'll gladly switch sides. Please don't die. I beg you.
[Reading Guide]
1. The top and bottom are both inexperienced, 1v1, HE HE HE.
2. Set in a fictional world, with lots of completely made-up elements. Just enjoy the story.
3. Other sexual orientations besides BL exist in this world.
4. This isn't a one-life-and-done story; it includes a reborn plotline.
△ Below is the blurb for the upcoming novel Rain Allergy Syndrome. Please add it to your collections~
After a raindrop lands right between his eyebrows, Chi Ju transmigrates.
The good news is that he gets the role of a rich young master, along with a school medical examination report bearing his name. The bad news is, Chi Ju stares at the personal information form as if he can't read it, then finally asks a question that can only be called bizarre:
"Sex... Alpha? What does that mean?"
The whole family is horrified.
The next day, the parents he's only just met send him to a place called the Training Institute. It's a semi-closed school, and his deskmate is a handsome guy who doesn't talk much.
As a social butterfly, Chi Ju is determined to win him over in three sentences. He nudges Yu Lin's elbow and cheerfully says, "Hey, deskmate, your perfume smells great. A little like tea. Do you have a link? I want to buy some too."
Yu Lin stiffens all over and gives him a strange look. The bracelet on his right wrist beeps incessantly as he adjusts it.
Chi Ju: "Hey! I have the same bracelet. What a coincidence."
Yu Lin: "..."
This guy seems to think he's an idiot.
But perhaps out of pity, or because sitting together for so long has made them fond of each other, Yu Lin occasionally answers his questions, even under Chi Ju's seemingly flawless "amnesia" story:
"Don't treat your own pheromones like something nice to share."
"And don't stare at an Omega's neck. It makes you look like a pervert."
"If your gland feels hot, your rut is about to begin. Remember, during this time, if you don't have a partner, take suppressants."
Sometimes he even demonstrates in person:
Chi: What if I do have a partner? Does my partner have to be an Omega?
Yu: Not necessarily. If you have a partner, you can bite the back of their neck to ease it, or...
Chi: Then can I bite you when the time comes?
Yu: No.
Chi: Isn't that cheating? You bit me that day, and the back of my neck still hurts!!!╰(‵□′)╯
Yu: That was a demonstration.
One day, a heavy rain sweeps through the school grounds.
Chi Ju doesn't have time to dodge. The moment the rain hits him, the pain is so intense he nearly faints.
He knows Yu Lin is following behind him, and that Yu Lin has severe mysophobia and always keeps a few feet away from him.
So, before passing out, Chi Ju does his best to fall to the ground, but somehow, Yu Lin catches him anyway.
As his consciousness fades, he sees panic and worry in Yu Lin's eyes.
Their classmates glance at Yu Lin's extremely grim expression, their thoughts in unison: This guy is famous for avoiding physical contact. Get Brother Chi out of here, now!!!
But to their surprise, Yu Lin picks him up in his arms and says:
"I'll take him."
[Reading Guide]
1. An exceptionally capable, handsome, taciturn top x a cheerful, sunny, exceptionally oblivious bottom
2. Both are inexperienced, and they have extremely strong feelings for each other. HE!
3. AA romance, later EA
4. There may be a tiny bit of my own take on ABO settings. Please read with caution if that bothers you.
5. Currently at the advance-notice stage. Expected to begin at the end of September. Thanks to every angel reader for your love and support! I'll work hard to build up a backlog! (Blurb last revised on 26.8.31)
Theme: Gold will always shine.
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Devoted Love
- Loyal Pup
- Superpowers
- Whimsical
- Younger Love Interest
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Reader comments 18
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""Get it done," Ji Tongfeng will do..." This is a big bug for the author~
When did dogs become humans? [Touch head][touch head]
The dog deserves an Oscar. He is so good at acting and so cute. Xiao Ji makes people kind and warm. We will be very happy together in the future and fall in love with him.
The protagonist is kind-hearted and knows that he will not be with her for long, so he makes plans early. But when I said I wanted to send him away, I still felt uncomfortable 🤔
It's interesting and interesting 😂 This character is so funny, even if he wants to quit, he still won't have trouble with money hahaha, the dog is also very interesting 😏 It's so cute if you don't leave, you two can live a good life than anything else! The daily life of raising a pet is very interesting. The author mostly writes 💪 💪, but when I think about Xiao Ji, I feel sadistic 🥺 🥺 Fortunately, it is he 😭
This dog is so mysterious, I hope he turns into a human 😏
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I like the setting of the story very much, and I will continue to follow it ~
The protagonist is a very unpoke-minded baby
I feel that the author has written very well. Throwing thunder and throwing thunder.