Also known as My Days Surrounded by People at Jujutsu High and You All Need to Learn About Personal Boundaries!
Question: What do you do when you discover, after fifteen peaceful years, that the world isn't governed by the laws of science?
A certain person surnamed Mi, who wished to remain anonymous: Thanks for asking. I'm alive, but barely.
I'm Shigure Mi, just turned fifteen, and currently busy preparing for the next stage of my education. Maybe I haven't been sleeping enough lately, because I've started having hallucinations. For example, a mass of flowing black mist with seven or eight faces, or a female ghost with a mouthful of sharp teeth and limbs flailing in every direction.
It's fine. They're all hallucinations. Haha. Ha.
You bastard, don't push your luck!!! Your drool is about to land on my face, aaaaaah!!
I kept a blank expression and pretended to stumble, sidestepping that enormous drop of drool.
Ugh, it stinks.
Have some manners!
After inwardly condemning that ugly thing, I headed home without changing my expression.
What? You want to know why I'm so calm?
Heh. Just the basics.
Ever since I saw my dad punch straight through the concrete wall of our house, and my mom take on a meatball monster with a magic wand she'd made by hand, nothing can shake me anymore.
I'm terrifyingly strong now.
That is, until I saw a bespectacled, bearded middle-aged man at home, and my dad, a man who insists on being strong all his life (his words), sitting bolt upright in front of him.
A pyramid scheme? Are cults getting into pyramid schemes these days?
It's fine. My parents wouldn't...
"Mr. Yaga, we agree to let Mi go with you to Jujutsu High."
?
I slowly typed out a question mark.
Important notes: 1. The main text is written in third person.
2. A harem magnet, with romantic tension and one-sided crushes. No pairing in the end.
3. Shoko gets to join in. You four living a good life together is more important than anything else (not really).
Theme: We stand shoulder to shoulder, so we have nothing to fear
