Kissing My Mortal Enemy Doesn’t Mean I Like Him

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Gentle, reliable veterinarian top (Yan Ming)

× Tsundere CEO bottom who says one thing but means another (Zhou Mocun)

1.

Yan Ming woke up one day and discovered that he could see a countdown showing how many times he would meet each person:

Over 9,000 times for his parents, 7,000 times for a coworker, and usually once or twice for strangers.

When he saw his sworn enemy, Zhou Mocun, he froze. There was just one lonely number above his head: 3.

Zhou Mocun was his neighbor, and they ran into each other almost every day.

How could they have only three meetings left?

Out of professional concern for human life, Yan Ming, who had always avoided Zhou Mocun, started sticking close to him.

That led to an incredible discovery:

Whenever he interacted with Zhou Mocun, the countdown went up.

A touch on the arm: +10. A brush of their fingers: +20.

What about a hug?

Yan Ming didn’t have time to care that Zhou Mocun was stiff in his arms, shock written all over his face.

He looked up and saw that the countdown had become 521.

Yan Ming: It all makes sense now.jpg

0.

Zhou Mocun had been secretly in love with Yan Ming for ages, but there were always so many people around him. Zhou Mocun could only resort to extreme measures to get his attention.

No matter what he did, Yan Ming hated him. He moved in next door and pretended to run into him every day, but Yan Ming ignored him. Last month, Yan Ming even turned down a marriage alliance between their families and was planning to move away.

Just as Zhou Mocun’s fake-young-master identity was about to be exposed, he gave up hope and decided to go abroad.

Then he saw Yan Ming at his door, claiming he’d “forgotten his keys.”

“Can I stay at your place tonight?”

After that, Yan Ming stuck to him like glue. Even when he went to the bathroom... Yan Ming insisted on coming in too.

“You’re such a pain, Yan Ming. Are you a pervert?”

Zhou Mocun acted thoroughly annoyed, but inside, he was over the moon.

1.

At the Zhou family’s reunion banquet, Yan Ming noticed that the number of times he’d meet Zhou Mocun had dwindled to a faintly visible 1.

In a panic, he pulled Zhou Mocun close and kissed him. For once, Zhou Mocun obediently closed his eyes.

When the kiss ended, Zhou Mocun’s cheeks and ears were red enough to drip blood, but he still bared his teeth and threatened him:

“Yan Ming, you’re in big trouble if you don’t take responsibility!”

Yan Ming, the one who’d started it, simply smiled in satisfaction at the 9999+ above Zhou Mocun’s head.

“Once you’ve taken your sworn enemy’s hand in yours, you can’t just let go so easily~”

As you can see, this is the delightfully predictable story of sworn enemies whose secret love becomes mutual.

[Reader’s guide]

1. Yan is the top and Zhou is the bottom. Main couple, mutual feelings, 1v1, no switching, happy ending. A sweet little romance about a lovey-dovey couple.

2. I love this premise and won’t abandon it. If you’re interested in a main-top, reborn, episodic novel, check out my ongoing story, Going Back to Win Over the Stoic, Devoted Bottom.

Theme: Cherish life, and treasure the family and loved ones around you