Huo Zheng spent a fortune commissioning the perfect partner. The only flaw in his artificial canary was a sluggish emotional module: he was a beautiful, wooden doll.
He thought arrogantly, "As long as he's pretty and obedient, that's enough."
When a rebellion broke out, the escape pod carrying Zhi Miao crashed on a wasteland planet where the mortality rate was as high as 99%. By chance, he bonded with the Wasteland Survival livestream System. Trillions of viewers flooded into the stream. The beauty on camera was... the canary commissioned by the general?
System: Loading initial talents.
[Enjoys Pain] [Skin Hunger] [Breeding Urge]...
Viewers across the Star Network: ???
Wait, isn't the general asexual?
[Trait [Enjoys Pain] triggered!]
Viewers: The livestream is about to get shut down, isn't it?
Zhi Miao swings a chainsaw to cut down trees and accidentally scrapes himself: Construction efficiency increased.
[Trait [Skin Hunger] triggered!]
Viewers: Another treat for us... Wait, what is he doing?
Zhi Miao cuddles a pair of alien beasts, one in each arm, beaming with happiness. "Little Flower, Little Pig, I love you!"
[Trait [Breeding Urge] triggered!]
Viewers: Here it comes, he's finally going to give birth...
Zhi Miao: Alien plant-and-animal hybridization technology, unlocked.
Zhi Miao: So I was born to farm.
Viewers: This has to be scripted.
System notification: ["H" tipped 100 resource stars]
The first rule of survival on an alien planet: population = productivity.
The infamous space pirates heard there were easy pickings here and eagerly landed.
Zhi Miao wept with joy: 20 pirates = 20 free laborers. Thank you, Mother Nature, for this gift!
The infamous space pirate gang: "Stay away from us!"
Before long, the wasteland planet was home to a group of exiles who worked day and night and all developed Stockholm syndrome. "The boss's farm is the only oasis in the universe!"
After putting down the rebellion, the general descended on the wasteland planet like a savior.
Under the gaze of the crowd, Zhi Miao opened the scan panel to assess this uninvited guest.
No useful skills, refuses manual labor, and has a mental illness.
Zhi Miao: Winter's coming, and we still don't have any cold-weather clothes.
Huo Zheng: Are you asking me for help?
The lackeys: New guy, get to work. We don't keep freeloaders here!
Huo Zheng: ?
Viewers across the Star Network: Tipping 100,000 star coins. We love watching the general work a sewing machine!
[Reading Guide]
- 1v1, both leads' first times, the canary is the top.
- A wooden beauty top who only loves farming x an arrogant, controlling dragon-person bottom.
- Alien-world survival and farming, including peas.
Theme: Labor creates a better life.
