After My Archenemy Laid an Egg for Me

As a transmigrator who arrived in a beginner village already at max level, Le Fang has a very dull routine. Every day, he visits the major sects to beat up the people who act like hotshots. Other people cultivate immortality to seek longevity. Le Fang cultivates purely for fun. With overwhelming strength, he has long held the top spot on the combat rankings, becoming the dreaded Asura of the cultivation world. One day, Le Fang runs into a lovely “fairy maiden.” The “maiden” is dressed in white, cool and aloof, with the face of a peerless first love, the sort that makes you start thinking of names for your future children at a single glance. Le Fang can't help taking another look. He comes up with two names. The fairy maiden drifts over without a word and slaps him across the face. Le Fang flies into a rage, then into a fit of joy: Finally, someone who can fight! To avenge that slap, Le Fang unilaterally declares a feud with this violent maniac, chasing him across the world and challenging him to fights, swearing to get his revenge! As he pursues him, he realizes something seems a little off about his mortal enemy... First, the “fairy maiden” is a man. Second, he's an idiot. Third, the guy's a land, sea, and air hybrid creature of unknown species, and he can even lay eggs?! Wait... Le Fang watches his mortal enemy suddenly blush after Le Fang accidentally touches one of his scales. “Hey, man, are you faking an injury? Why are you trembling?” Two seconds later. Le Fang clutches his racing heart. I'm done for. Why does this violent maniac seem... kind of cute? - [Spirit-Sound Jade Forum · Gossip and Chatter] Latest hot post: [Heartbreaking! The cultivation world's number-one beauty has fallen into the hands of Le Fang the Asura!] Post 1 (freelance sword cultivator): “Le Fang's a crude brute who has no idea how to treat a beauty. The beauty's in danger. We should draw our swords and save him!” Post 2 (well-informed healer): “Careful what you say. I heard a sword cultivator once looked at the beauty for a moment too long, and Le Fang chased him for eight hundred li.” Le Fang silently closes the jade forum and loosens up. He used to be young and foolish, and didn't know how good he had it. Now, as the cultivation world's “ambassador of peace,” his greatest pleasure is finding cultivators who dare covet his precious darling and “sparring” with them. [Reading Guide] 1. Beautiful top, strong bottom: cool, stunning beauty top VS straight male bottom who falls for him on his own. 2. The top can bear children. He is not intersex, the pregnancy is external, and he does not switch roles. 3. A ridiculous, absurd comedy dressed up as a cultivation novel, with lots of wildly unscientific original worldbuilding. Theme: Let go of prejudice and embrace love and peace.