[Ultraman X] The Amnesiac Little Ultra Is Addicted to X

[Blurb 1]

I'm a newborn Ultraman, with no blood relatives or family of origin. I was born directly from the Plasma Spark Tower.

It's embarrassing to admit, but since my soul used to be human, I have a congenital flaw... I'm addicted to sex.

Wait! Does wanting to find someone to have sex with every few months count as an addiction?!

The Ultramen, whose lifespans are measured in thousands of years, say: Of course it does!!!

Doctor Mary: Don't worry. At most, it's a psychological addiction. You just haven't adjusted to the Ultraman lifestyle yet. Give it some time, and you'll get over it.

Me: Okay. How long do I need to abstain?

Doctor Mary: Two or three hundred years, that's all.

Me: ...

A quack, a total quack! But seeing the gentle smile of the Mother of Ultra, I couldn't bring myself to say it.

At my wit's end, I tracked down Ultraman Gaia, who was rumored to have come from Earth as well, and asked him how to deal with this sort of problem.

Ultraman Gaia: ...Hello. I have no experience with that.

Ultraman Gaia: But I can take you to see the Pillars of Creation, how they give birth to new stars and how the shock waves of exploding supernovas destroy them. I can also show you the Carina Nebula, the mountains and flowers unique to the universe, and the beautiful Lagoon Nebula, a place we couldn't reach even if we flew at top speed for ten thousand years without technology... Would you like to go?

I held my heart: ...I-I'd love to!

·The main story is told in third person.

·The male characters aren't limited to those mentioned in the blurb.

·For female readers, with lots of personal worldbuilding. Characterizations are based on the Kamen Rider novel.

Theme: There's no way I could be an Ultraman!