The Beloved Little Salted Fish [Reborn]

[Reborn] [Everyone's Favorite] [Redemption] [Beautiful Top, Strong Bottom] [Simple Plot, Short to Medium Length]

Also titled After Being Reborn as the Savior, I Decided to Lie Flat

(Note: The main text is written in third person.)

Gentle, laid-back, beautiful top X roguish mercenary bottom

I was reborn, back to a time before anything had begun. The alien beasts had yet to invade, and the world was still running as usual.

This time, I decided to keep my hands to myself and let someone more capable take responsibility for that opportunity.

Lazing around and waiting for death: that was my ultimate goal in this life.

But why is everyone acting so weird...

"Tuantuan, come over here. We have a present for you."

Seeing the opportunity that had belonged to me in my previous life, I spread my wings like a roc and shielded everyone behind me. "Back! Back! Back!"

"Tuantuan, look at the pretty little dress Mom bought you."

Me: "..."

Who? Who's spreading these rumors about me?

"Tuantuan, look at the castle Dad bought you. It's pink!"

Me: "..."

You can't hide the urge to stab someone in your eyes.

"Tuantuan, look at what your brother/sister..."

"When did we become a loving family?" I was utterly confused. Weren't we the most familiar strangers?

"Tuantuan, this is the gift your uncles prepared for you."

Me: "..."

Where did you uncles come from?

Then I saw what the gift actually was.

Me: "!!!???"

Little one, do you have a lot of questions?

The uncles said, "We heard you really like him. So, what do you think? Is this gift to your liking?"

The gift himself was packed in a pink gift box and tied with a pink ribbon. He wasn't uncomfortable in the slightest. With a roguish smile, he said, "I'm yours to do whatever you want with~"

Me: "..."

Don't come any closer!!!

Something is wrong with this world. I must have opened it the wrong way. Please restart it, and hurry.

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Theme: If everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful place.