Sunny, adorable, chatty cat spirit uke × outwardly cold, secretly passionate rich heir seme
Also known as: Does Anyone Need a Cat's Neutering Service?
[A cozy little sweet treat about everyday life, with the occasional satisfying comeuppance]
Bai Heihei is a kitten with perfect features and a lovely face. Everything about him is great, except for his unreliable owner, Bai Yixiao.
His owner can't understand his meows and even raises him as a female cat.
Well, whatever. The cat food his owner serves him every day is delicious, anyway.
Until one day, an even more unreliable friend comes to visit his unreliable owner. Pointing at the kitten's crotch, he says, "Male cats need to be neutered. [smiling.jpg]"
Bai Heihei is shocked. He's a little male cat, sure, but he doesn't want to become a little eunuch cat! Aaaaaah!
Traumatized, Bai Heihei transforms into a human and runs away...
Bai Yixiao is an unconventional rich heir, wealthy, handsome, and refined. The only downside is that he has a cat who climbs all over the place, Bai Heihei.
The kitten doesn't understand human speech. Every day, he turns the house upside down and practices martial arts, leaping from the eaves.
But whatever. He's my cat, so I'll raise him for life, even if I have to get down on my knees.
Until one day, his cat goes missing. He hires the best cat-finding team to search for his Bai Heihei.
After a long and difficult search,
Bai Yixiao follows the route he remembers, his hands trembling as he rubs his eyes again and again.
Can someone tell him why there's a handsome, refined young man with catlike eyes under the manhole cover...
[Bonus Scene 1]
Though Bai Heihei has turned into a human after being brought home, he still behaves just like an adorable little cat. His owner has to teach him how to get dressed and wash his face and brush his teeth. Even when he bathes at night, his owner has to do it for him.
One day, with Bai Yixiao's help, Bai Heihei finally makes it through a chaotic bath.
"Master, kitty can help you wash, too."
"No need." Bai Yixiao refuses coldly.
Who is Bai Heihei? As if he'd give up just because his owner rejected him once! He squeezes his way into the bathroom, rushes over to Bai Yixiao, and jumps around, determined to help his beloved master take a bath.
After all the commotion, Bai Yixiao can take no more. He pins him to the wall and, panting, leans close to Bai Heihei's ear. "I'm a normal man."
Steam fills the bathroom. Bai Heihei's catlike eyes are dewy as he quickly glances down. "I know! But Master, what's wrong with your...?"
[Bonus Scene 2]
Bai Yixiao brings the human Bai Heihei home, and they begin living together, eating and sleeping under the same roof, with no shame between them.
Their relationship takes off like a rocket.
Until Bai Yixiao pulls off another all-night sex marathon without sleeping.
Bai Heihei is furious. He gets bold, clutches his aching waist, grabs a fruit knife, and stands by the bed.
Bai Yixiao: "?"
Bai Heihei: "Does anyone need a cat's neutering service? [sly.jpg]"
Notes:
1. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.
2. Come enjoy this sweet little story about a kitten turning into a human!
3. No switching, one-on-one pairing.
(February 10, 2026)
Theme: Protecting cats is everyone's responsibility
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