[Rugged, fatherly top x beautiful, pitiful bottom]
Fang Xia was sold by his mother for twenty taels.
He was "sold" as a husband to a butcher who was ugly and looked ferocious.
His father died when he was young, and the grandmother who loved him most passed away early, too. All he had left at home was his own mother, who treated him like a stepmother would. After deceiving and swindling him, she sent him off in a bridal sedan.
He thought it would be the same wherever he went. He'd just be beaten and scolded somewhere else. He could only hope that the ferocious butcher wouldn't hit him too hard.
To his surprise, on their wedding day, Fang Xia was scared unconscious by Li Yuanshan, who looked like a rakshasa...
Li Yuanshan was famous far and wide as a butcher, not for his skill but for his looks. The girls and young men in the surrounding villages were all unwilling to marry him. Some even mocked his ugliness, saying, "He could scare a pig to death just by opening his eyes!"
He'd even scared his newlywed husband unconscious before they could properly settle in together.
This was a disaster!!! Could they really go on living like this?
After scaring Fang Xia unconscious, Li Yuanshan didn't dare get close to him, afraid he'd scare him into some kind of terrible condition.
But things didn't seem as bad as he'd thought. His little husband was sweet and gentle. He could make delicious dough-drop soup and liangfen, embroider him a purse, and cut all kinds of paper designs...
Day by day, life got better, and his little husband grew more and more handsome. Especially when he smiled at Li Yuanshan, he was more beautiful than any young man in ten li around!
Those twenty taels of bride price were worth every penny, worth more than slaughtering ten pigs!
Later, an unusual shop in town became popular.
On the left hung a sign reading, "Li's Pork Jerky, Honest Prices for All." On the right was a notice that read, "Fang Family Paper-Cutting, Artistry Beyond Compare."
The owner was a pig butcher, and the owner's husband was a paper-cutting artist. By day, one butchered pigs and sold meat while the other taught paper-cutting. At night... (Ahem, that's not something we can go into detail about.)
Content warnings are in the author's note in Chapter One. Welcome, lovely readers! (Blurb revised February 17, 2026, thanks to my buddy for sponsoring me!)
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Bai Heihei was a little cat, with a fine build and good looks. Everything about him was great, except for his unreliable owner, Bai Yichu.
His owner couldn't understand his meows and treated him like a female cat.
Well, it didn't matter. The cat food his owner provided every day was delicious.
Until one day, an even more unreliable friend came to visit his owner and pointed at the cat's little dick. "Male cats have to get their balls snipped. [Smiling.jpg]"
Bai Heihei was horrified. Sure, he was a little male cat, but he didn't want to become a little eunuch! Aaaaaah!
The traumatized Bai Heihei transformed into a human and ran away...
Bai Yichu was an unconventional rich second-generation kid, wealthy, handsome, and refined. The only downside was that he had a cat who was constantly jumping around, Bai Heihei.
The little cat couldn't understand a word he said, and spent every day turning the house upside down and leaping across the eaves, practicing his martial arts.
Well, it didn't matter. He'd raised the cat, so he'd keep raising him until the end, even if he had to do it on his knees.
Until one day, his cat went missing. He hired the best cat-finding team around, but they still couldn't find his Bai Heihei.
After being awake for two days and two nights, Bai Yichu fell asleep on the sofa. In his dream, his cat told him that the little kitty had accidentally fallen into a storm drain in the neighborhood and needed his owner to come rescue him right away.
Following the route from his memory, Bai Yichu went to look. His hands trembled as he rubbed his eyes again and again.
Could someone tell him why, beneath the manhole cover, there was a handsome young man with catlike eyes...
[Bonus Scene]
Bai Yichu brought the human-form Bai Heihei home, and the two began living together, eating and sleeping together in an utterly shameless domestic life.
Their relationship took off like a rocket.
Until Bai Yichu once again managed to go all night without sleep thanks to "ooxx."
Bai Heihei flew into a rage. His evil instincts took over, and, holding his aching waist, he grabbed a fruit knife and stood by the bed.
Bai Yichu: "?"
Bai Heihei: "Human, would you like the kitty's ball-snipping service? [Sly.jpg]"
Notes:
1. Sunny, adorable, chatterbox cat spirit bottom x cold on the outside, secretly flirtatious rich second-generation top.
2. Come read this sweet little story about a kitty turning into a human!!!
3. No switching, 1v1.
(February 10, 2026)
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Premise: Hard work creates a happy life
I really don't want to see any development between Er Ge and Qing Qing, even if it's a side story, I don't think there's anything they can't do with each other [changed] If the author intends to write it, it's better to explain it in advance so that readers who don't want to see it can run away at any time. After all, there's real money to be spent, so don't get angry all of a sudden 🙏
😂 But Sun Qingqing may not necessarily want to come back again
Mi, I said at the time that I wouldn't like it 🥺 It seems I guessed it right, please praise me (Little Kitten Yamba)
Is there any extra story about Li Yunshan?
By the way, do you still have the mask on? I forgot [loading]
💪 💪 The vicious bandit leader and the soft little brother
🤩🤩🤩 is here! Very cute little couple 🥺 🥺 🥺
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehefei, I love seeing this kind of silly and pure love🥰🥰🥰🥰
Coming! Can you write a clear title for the story about the second brother that the teacher writes later (not very interested in this pair) 🥺 🥺 Should the if line write about healing the scar? I personally like the fact that the scar is not cured, but the teacher can write it however he wants. I will subscribe to support [EYE][EYE][EYE]
Walking along like this, seeing the little Zaizai feels like looking at the grandson 🐰