Blurb:
[The System removed the protagonist's character sheet (scratches head). If you're really curious what Xiao Xue looks like, check my Weibo. They're all commissioned couples' portraits, so nobody's being favored.]
Xue Jingqu is a slacker from the Qingcheng Mountain Sect. He has none of his sect leader father's lofty ambitions. All he can think about is how to stay alive.
His father, Xue Saotang, wants to rally the sect against the demon cult. His plan is to send Xue Jingqu to fight the cult a few rounds first, then have the whole sect attack and destroy the demon lair.
But Xue Jingqu's skills are so poor that he wouldn't dare take on the demon cult leader.
He treasures his life far too much.
So, on the way to the demon lair, Xue Jingqu secretly slipped off into the human world. There, in a daze, he married a young man of ordinary birth and ordinary talent, whose whole being radiated the air of an extra, except for his handsome face.
The young man was wonderful in every way. He was just a little too insatiable in certain matters.
Xue Jingqu had a special constitution. Watching his belly grow, he fell into deep thought: Am I pregnant?
When it was time to return to the sect, as agreed, Xue Jingqu gritted his teeth and left without saying goodbye. He knew this brief romance was never going to turn into a lifetime together.
When he returned from his trip with an unexplained pregnancy, his father was so furious he scolded him outright: "If you spend your whole life eating, drinking, and having fun like this, who do you think will put up with you? I've already chosen someone else. Don't ruin the future of our sect!"
Xue Jingqu: "Oh. All right, then."
He kept busy at the sect, teaching people how to cultivate, raising the baby, and occasionally missing his husband.
*
As the day of Xue Jingqu's delivery approached, the sect called in a physician reputed to be Hua Tuo reborn, the chief of the Wushan Divine Clan, Wu Yulin. Male childbirth was extremely unusual, after all.
Wu Yulin was in the prime of his youth, with the looks of an immortal. He wore a pale blue-green jade robe, and an attendant carrying a medicine case stood beside him.
Unfortunately, Wu Yulin had married at a young age, and his wife apparently didn't think much of him and had run away.
Xue Jingqu took a closer look. Isn't this the extra husband of mine who lived in the mountains and never left the house?!
Wu Yulin took Xue Jingqu's pulse. "Congratulations. You're six months along."
Xue Jingqu didn't dare look at him. "Mm."
Wu Yulin was silent for a moment. "Are you married? You look remarkably like my wife... or rather, someone I once knew."
Xue Jingqu's father was standing right there.
Xue Jingqu shook his head miserably. "I'm single."
Wu Yulin gave a soft laugh as he stared at Xue Jingqu, but his eyes were a cold, still pool.
Leaning close to his ear, Wu Yulin spoke in a softly reproachful voice, each word dripping with mockery: "When we bowed at our wedding and called it a 'match made in heaven,' did you really think of it as a 'doomed romance'?"
[Good-for-nothing slacker immortal master bottom x arrogant, secretly flirtatious physician top]
Reader's note:
1. The name used for the bottom is inspired by the line, "How can the canal be so clear? Only because fresh water flows from its source." The names Jingqu and Qinghe take the characters for "canal" and "clear" from the preceding line. One is used in his real name, Jingqu, and the other in his false name, Qinghe. A similar character was substituted for the missing one, so the names have related meanings and weren't chosen at random.
2. Please be kind to one another while reading.
Theme: They met when young, and their love is steadfast.
Teacher, should the extra episode be updated casually or as a normal update 🐰 In fact, I almost never watched movies with childbearing elements before, but the teacher's settings are so interesting and the writing is also very interesting 🤩 Especially Ling'er's character. It's rare to write this kind of tsundere girl Gong without being awkward at all. The cool and arrogant girl, and a little bit of a male ghost after the reunion are blended very well 🌈 I feel like Ling'er is like that rare girl Gong (how does it sound weird [Loading]), girl Gong is really difficult to write, and it is easy to use too much force and become childish. And Xiaoxue is very, very, very cute. He always praises Ling'er for being well-behaved. Hehe, he is actually very well-behaved himself, like a little couple who are each other's rabbit sculptures 🐰 🐰 🐰 rabbit sculptures are a very good civilization! I really like this kind of rabbit sculpture that is neither artificial nor cute, because I feel that rabbits are creatures that coexist with dullness and agility. They should be a little playful, rather than just cute and crying. I really like these two little rabbits 🐰 🐰 🐰 Maybe because of the short story, I feel that the emotional line is not particularly detailed. The young couple is very sweet and beautiful, but I feel that it lacks a little detail of the gradual love between the two parties (hehe, it may be love at first sight) and the experience of Ling'er after his wife ran away, including Xiaoxue. It also jumps very fast. I feel that switching perspectives can make their mood and changes during this period more obvious. Unfortunately, the ending still feels a little rushed, and the main plot comes out of the blue, appearing at the beginning and the end, with no connection in between. In fact, if the plot unfolds, it will be very interesting. The protagonists fight with the villains, and slowly explore the secrets of the villains, instead of a small villain telling them all, and even the villain has not been found at the end of the main story. And I think this world view is worth expanding. This experience can be a branch point of their time together, but considering that Xiaoxue still has a baby in her belly, and his personality is not very adventurous, it may not be easy to continue their journey. I was caught off guard, and I was a little surprised when I saw the soft parts of the text, because I felt that there were still many details that could be expanded upon 😭 I just read it, and it seems to be the first book written by the teacher. If it were not for the reincarnation of the dirty soil, the teacher is already very good 🐶🌹 I wish the teacher will write better and better, and I look forward to the next book [Fanfan]
Linger must have guessed it was him 🐶
Is this the end? It feels like it's not finished, and the ending is too rushed [cheek holding]
Congratulations on the end of the main text. It's a bit rushed but it's okay. It doesn't have to be the main plot (I don't know if it counts, but I feel like beating the Demon Lord is a side plot). It's also good to stop when the relationship between the two is good 😆 Don't be anxious, take your time, the creative journey has just begun~ 🐶🌹 I'm looking forward to the next work, and I'm more curious about the prince's story hehe 😆 Can you see Jing Ru's father's reaction after knowing about it? That scene must be um... Very exciting. Will there be another wedding in the Qingcheng Mountain sect? 🐶🌹 Xiao Jingqu can marry Ling'er once, one person can marry the other once, um, it's just right [Sunglasses] Hehe, it's a good-looking medical repair * Fu Xiuwen, I haven't tasted this kind, it's so good-looking 🐶🌹 Luhua, come on~ Looking forward to the next one 🥺
[Glasses] I'm laughing so hard that Ling'er is so mad, hahahahaha [crying with laughter] 😆
Why don't you send them all? What's the difference between buying today and buying tomorrow? 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
Why did it end? It was too soon.
You are safe and healthy. I have eaten [Orange Candy].
Today's Ququ is the shy version [Spreading Flowers]
Let us say that out loud: Linger, you love me so much!