The Foolish Loser’s Online Romance Went Horribly Wrong!

[Dopey sugar baby, foodie crybaby receiving lead x sharp-tongued, caring, domineering top who says one thing and does another]

A story about an adorable, sweet boy falling in love at first sight and getting thoroughly spoiled~

Yu Chaoxi is an orphan from a small county town. At eighteen, he gets into a university in City A.

Just before school starts, he takes the few thousand yuan he saved from working over the summer and travels alone to one of the country's biggest, most prosperous cities.

The big city is full of traps, and on his very first day Yu Chaoxi is dazzled by the bright lights

He develops a serious craving for food, going from broke to broke and ravenous.

To fill his stomach, the naive boy takes a path of no return

He pays for a course with two jianbing: How to Get a Man to Happily Spend His Money on You.

The course works like a charm. Yu Chaoxi lands a catch on his very first day. What's more, the dopey sugar baby hooks a really big fish.

From then on, he spends his college days calling someone “big brother.”

Big Brother is ruthless and taciturn, and sends the dopey sugar baby money and red packets every day.

The dopey sugar baby's life improves by leaps and bounds, and his food budget goes way up.

And so the dopey sugar baby and Big Brother live happily together, until one day

He discovers that “Big Brother” is actually his prickly roommate.

The dopey sugar baby can't believe it. His wonderful online Big Brother can't possibly be that nitpicky weirdo in real life!

The dopey sugar baby is distressed and confused, unable to eat. Then he decides

To keep making money!

Even though the nitpicky weirdo has “Don't mess with me. Do that and die” written all over his face.

The dopey sugar baby vows to defend his right to be a beautiful foodie!

Unfortunately, only two days into his campaign, he starts having nightmares about his roommate beating him into a fat-headed fish.

To stop the dreams from becoming reality, he dares not fish for money anymore. He deletes, blocks, and deactivates his account in one fell swoop.

He thinks he's covered all the bases, but before long his nitpicky roommate tracks him down.

The sugar baby plays dumb and refuses to admit anything.

The nitpicky roommate turns around and says he'll call the police and have the bastard who scammed him arrested.

The dopey sugar baby panics. His legs go weak with fear, and he drops to the floor, grabs his roommate's leg, and sits on his foot, wailing:

“Don't go, ”

After getting caught, the sugar baby somehow ends up dating

His online boyfriend, sugar daddy, and nitpicky roommate.

His boyfriend is loaded and as generous as ever, showering the sugar baby with red packets and transfers, and even inviting him to stay at his house.

The night he moves in, the sugar baby realizes something is wrong:

His boyfriend has him wrapped tightly in his arms and is acting strangely, nibbling at his neck...

He squirms because it tickles, and the next second he's pulled back in, their bodies pressed even closer together.

“What are you doing...” the sugar baby asks softly.

His boyfriend leans close to his ear and whispers two words that are strictly for adults.

The sugar baby is shocked and nearly faints at the young master's suggestion.

Then the young master casually says, “I'm kidding.”

The sugar baby relaxes, but as it turns out, he wasn't kidding

At first the young master only nibbles his lips, face, and neck, leaving the sugar baby breathless, his heart racing, and his whole body tingling.

Then they move on to hands-on action. The sugar baby says he's embarrassed, but his body honestly leans closer.

Afterward, he lies on the bed catching his breath and catches sight of **** out of the corner of his eye.

Sugar baby: (￢‸￢)?, (≖╻≖;), o((⊙﹏⊙))o.

Sugar baby: That's not the right size! Run!!!

When it's the sugar baby's turn to take matters into his own hands, he chickens out and dives under the thin quilt.

The young master pulls him out. “What are you hiding for?”

Sugar baby: I'm scared...

Young master: -_-

...?

“If you're scared, close your eyes...”

The sugar baby immediately covers his eyes tightly with both hands.

Young master: “...”

“Do you need both hands to cover your eyes?”

The sugar baby silently lowers one hand and reaches out, trembling as he feels around...

A few minutes later, the sugar baby gets a smack on the back of his hand and hears the young master say, “Yu Chaoxi, you're not putting any effort into this at all!”

The sugar baby says, “Oh,” and starts putting in effort. The young master gasps in pain.

He blinks innocently:

(๑•.•๑), ᖰ•͈ ₃ •͈ᖳ

Theme: Love can overcome anything.