The Great Romance Battle

A quick heads-up: First-person cat narrator || Just for fun || Updates when I feel like it

I'm a cat, known as Big Brother Cat. This guide isn't about teaching cats how to fall in love. I wrote it purely to make my Qingqing a little happier.

Qingqing just turned twenty. She's young, beautiful, innocent, and lively, the cutest person in the whole city. The person who likes her is named Li Xiaoer. He's pretty decent-looking, but unfortunately, not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Take the day he asked Qingqing out, for example. They walked around the city, and Li Xiaoer led her into a science museum, where they queued up behind a bunch of teenagers.

After they went in, Qingqing didn't seem very happy, while Li Xiaoer was excited to take photos. Qingqing posed and looked shyly at him. But Li Xiaoer kept backing up, farther and farther, until he finally got the two-story dinosaur skeleton into the frame. Then he pressed the shutter without a second thought.

Qingqing was unhappy, and that made life tough for me, too.

So I've decided to launch a great romance campaign. Hopefully Qingqing will give me a few extra dried fish for all my hard work.^

Theme: Life can be better.