[Western Crossover] Can Money Get Me to Adopt a Young Bludhaven Cop?

The main story is complete, and the whole novel is being revised~

Ian Lancelot has fiery red hair, lake-green eyes, and a gorgeous, sharp-tongued face that makes people want to ask for a “profanity-laden dressing-down.”

Burdened with a trillion-dollar inheritance and a bizarre condition requiring him to spend 36.5 billion a year, he is accidentally reborn in the perilous DC universe as the newly appointed squad leader at the Bludhaven Police Department.

To pass the heir's test, he plans to spend lavishly, only to discover, to his dismay, that the police department is dirt poor.

And so this “sucker” starts paying to work:

Equipment? Upgrade it to the best!

Budget? On me!

Benefits? Double them!

And those vermin trying to skim money for themselves?

Sorry, the Red-Haired Tyrant is only gentle with the weak and with birds. He's ruthless with villains.

He plans to pave his way to inheritance with cash. But the moment he sees his boyfriend Dick Grayson's shabby vigilante outfit, he switches to “thoughtful partner” mode: top-of-the-line suit, full reimbursement for battle damage, all taken care of!

With the inheritance deadline approaching and money still left to spend, Ian sneers. He'll turn the rest into a betrothal gift and ask for Bludhaven's guardian angel's hand in marriage, fair and square!

Red-Haired Tyrant x Talkative Angel

Timeline is chaotic, doesn't follow the original plot. OOC warning.

You protect the world, I'll protect you.

Check out this upcoming novel~ [Fifth/Multiverse of DC] I Cosplayed My Favorite Character, Then Landed in Gotham

Content warning: The protagonist is the Riddler's son, and the story features Riddler and Penguin~

Thanks for asking. I fell asleep at an anime convention and woke up in Gotham.

You know when you wake up somewhere unfamiliar, surrounded by strangers? If they hadn't been discussing selling me as a corpse, I might have thought it was a convention prank.

Gotham City, where the people are kind and the residents of Arkham are full of talent. Ha ha...

If I'd known I was going to transmigrate, I would've cosplayed as someone powerful! (╥_╥)

My favorite character comes with permanent cosplay makeup and a social anxiety debuff. Plus, I have god-tier embalming skills, can carry three coffins, and can revive anywhere. Other than that, I'm just an ordinary person, right? (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

Ah... I guess being able to revive anywhere doesn't exactly make me ordinary. (¯▽¯)ゞ

The Riddler picked me up.

You said your boyfriend was Penguin, but you didn't say that when you broke up, you actually wanted him dead!

After being kidnapped and threatened once again by both sides' men, Savi is furious!

So the Riddler and Penguin end up dangling over the “romantic landmark” of the docks.

Attached is a label:

Take your damn love story and go to hell! P.S. I'm taking Martin and the dog.

After running away from home, I find a job thanks to my skills.

My daily routine is moving this body over there, moving that body over here, then cleaning up. I get paid, there's no danger, and I don't have to spend much time dealing with the living. Amazing. I love this job! (Deadpan)

The first thing I do every day when I wake up is find somewhere safe to put the coffin. After using it, I have to move it back to a safe place!

A hard-won lesson from someone who escaped a Scarecrow crime scene, revived outside, got hit by a stray bullet, and nearly bled to death before finding somewhere safe to revive again. (╥_╥)

Ever since I stole a body from Arkham's basement one day, I seem to run into this guy all the time~ (stares ←_←)

“Honestly, your red helmet is really ugly.”

“Thanks. Your full-face gas mask is ugly too. Also, why are you here again?”

Thanks. I'd also like to know why you keep sending my new boss to Arkham every time. →_→

Pairing: Red Hood.

Theme: Life needs bread, but it also needs roses.