Teyvat Life Simulator

Dear traveler, welcome to "Teyvat Life Simulator". Initial achievements detected: [Tiansha Lone Star Pro], [Lucky E's Redemption] [The optional identities for this week are loading...] ▌When the big koi comes, get out of the way! Emperor Yanwang picked up a child among the ruins. The immortals were puzzled: "This boy has a strange destiny. Anyone who comes close to him will have his luck diminished." The emperor said calmly: "It doesn't matter. We can use Qingyunding to absorb the bad luck from heaven and earth to protect Liyue's peace." So you became the well-known "lucky person in the world" in Liyue Port Mandrill turns away when he sees you. Hu Tao chased after him and asked if he wanted to make a reservation for the second monument at the Purity Hall at half price. Foreign friends who worshiped your idol also received your protection: the travel mission was 100% failed. ▌Anti-fans are rebellious and love to cause trouble for God. You were born in Mondstadt and grew up listening to the music of bards, but you took the lead in establishing the "Anti-Wind God Union". The reason is: "Every time he shows up, I will fall down, lose money, and get slapped in the face by pigeons!" One day, the green poet approached with a smile: "Hey, I heard that you are dissatisfied with me?" You sneered and gave evidence, but he suddenly placed a shimmering apple in your palm. "Then, from today on, I will compensate for your misfortune." Later you learned that giving "luck" to others is the gentlest curse from God. ▌Heirs: Tianling will follow it! Your son is given! You stepped into the heavenly realm from a village destroyed by monsters, not because of your family background and sword skills, but because of your bizarre fate that "anyone who comes close to you will suffer misfortune". At first, everyone avoided you. Until that sword fight Maplehara Manyo: My foot slipped unexpectedly when I was trying to fit in with you, but I just missed the sharp blow that was aimed at the vital point. "The shaky fortune sometimes points to a real 'turning point'." As you went on a mission to determine and implement the plan, you encountered many changes along the way. However, Ayato Kamisato easily resolved the family's financial crisis amidst the chaos caused by you. "Your Excellency's accidents always seem to stir up the water in the pond and make people see the hidden fish." Even Arataki, who shared a table with you at Wuyouting, just knocked over a bowl of miso soup and picked up his own God's Eye embedded in the statue at the foot of the table. "Following you is never boring! Even bad luck is so interesting!" You went from being a "disaster star" that everyone avoided to being a "touchstone of fortune" that attracted much attention in Inazuma Castle. In order to protect Inazuma's only needs, Kujo Sora Fue ordered: "It is forbidden to recruit, watch or feed the new heir in the name of 'comprehension of the oracle'." ▌Party A is also experiencing bugs today Due to his special physique, he was recommended by the Ecclesiastical Order to the desert engineering project, specializing in treating various complaints. Is the Gilded Brigade causing trouble? If you stand forward, the leader of the other party will have diarrhea after roasting meat overnight. Academic delays? You go to the laboratory and the data in their paper is suddenly garbled. Until Disciplinary Officer Dafeng came to you personally: "Someone reported that you used illegal metaphysical methods to hinder academics." You silently open the properties panel: [Lucky -12]. Sainuo looked at you and was silent for a long time: "Next time you travel, remember to report in advance." ▌Fontaine on the tip of the tongue, from a cake seller to a wealthy person You set up a food stall in front of Opéra Opéra, and your signature dish is "Fortune Cookies." After eating your cake, some people will confess their love successfully the next day, while some people will be soaked in water when they go out in the sun. The Supreme Inquisitor Navilette once quietly bought a copy, and then the weather suddenly cleared up in Fontaine after three consecutive days of cloudiness. The traveler couldn't help but ask you for your secret. You lowered your head and stirred the slime condensation in the pot: "Nothing, just familiarity. Everything is in the cake." Motto: Hard work will pay off