Tu Bai is a Grade One sorcerer, a rabbit demon who has cultivated a human form. His life motto: If you can't beat them, run; if you can't fool them, bluff.
Then someone called the strongest “beat” him so thoroughly that he got pregnant. Literally.
It all started when that hand slid down his back. His demonic power went berserk, the pregnancy test showed two lines, and demonic energy gathered into a ball in his belly.
Tu Bai stared at the report in despair. I only wanted to scam him for some child support. I didn't mean to become a mom (or dad) just like that!
He screwed up his courage and told the man, “The baby is yours.”
Inner thoughts: I'll run away once I've saved enough money. I can raise a kid alone!
The other man was silent for three seconds, then his Six Eyes swept over Tu Bai's belly. “Have the baby. I'll raise it.”
From then on, the strongest sorcerer changed:
He put off missions to go to prenatal checkups, learned to cook nutritious meals, rubbed Tu Bai's swollen legs in the middle of the night, and told bedtime stories about cursed spirits to his belly.
“Has the baby been good today?”
Tu Bai smiled falsely and said, “Very good,” while secretly preparing:
Fake documents √ Overseas account √ Single-parenting guide √
Countdown to escape: 90 days.
Reading guide:
1. Both leads are virgins, one-on-one romance, happy ending, sweet and angsty (90% sweet, 10% angst)
2. Pregnant-and-running trope → can't get away → fake pregnancy turns into a real marriage
3. Content warning: Out-of-character characterization, my own worldbuilding
Coming soon: The 365 Days of Pursuing Dazai
The summer he turned eighteen, Tu Bao rescued a man who was trying to kill himself from a river.
The man was soaked through, his hair plastered to his face like a drowned black cat.
Tu Bao looked at him, and his heart skipped a beat.
Then he kissed him.
“I saved your life. You should repay me by marrying me.”
“I refuse. Please let me die.”
“Then can I pursue you?”
“...How old are you?”
“Just turned eighteen! I'm an adult!”
Only later did Tu Bao learn that the man's name was Dazai Osamu.
Only later did he find out that the name Dazai Osamu had given him was fake, and the phone number belonged to a friend.
Only later did he realize that pursuing this man was harder than solving a hundred math problems.
But Tu Bao never gave up.
He pursued Dazai Osamu for 365 days, filled an entire diary, cried countless times, laughed countless times, and was rejected more times than he could count.
Later, Dazai Osamu said, “How did I end up falling for you?”
Tu Bao's eyes reddened. He snapped, “You deserve it.”
Then he rose onto his tiptoes and kissed him.
Theme: Love is not a misunderstanding driven by physical instinct or social expectations. When every illusion has faded, it is the truth of still choosing to gaze into your eyes
Os I want to travel to the end of time...
I'm so anxious. Fortunately, it's updated daily.
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