[Sinister, ruthless, flirtatious top × human weapon, beautiful but clueless bottom]
Zero, the most powerful and terrifying weapon in the entire universe, receives his final mission since coming off the production line.
His master says that after he completes this mission, he will set him free. Zero believes him.
So he must kill Shen Jie, the highest ruler of the interstellar realm, and win his freedom.
Unfortunately, his entire unit is wiped out, and Zero falls into Shen Jie's hands.
He thinks he will be abused around the clock, just like before, left without proper clothes or enough food.
But who would have thought that instead of being abused, he would become an honored guest in the Governor's residence?
That doesn't change the fact that he still wants to kill Shen Jie.
On the first day of the assassination, he fails.
Because the Governor gives him a bright villa of his own.
Zero: Pause the assassination. I'll move in first.
On the second day of the assassination, he fails again.
Because the Governor makes him his favorite strawberry cake.
Zero: Pause the assassination. I'll eat the cake first.
On the third day of the assassination, he fails yet again.
Because the Governor gives him a mighty tiger.
Zero: Pause the assassination. I'll pet the fluffy thing first.
And so, the assassination mission gets postponed day after day.
What Zero doesn't see is the slow curve of the Governor's lips.
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Shen Jie, interstellar governor, the undisputed ruler of the stars.
Countless people want him dead, but they don't even make it into the Governor's residence before they die.
Except for Zero.
At first, Shen Jie just wants to see how this "strongest weapon" is going to kill him.
But who would have thought that as time goes by, he would change his mind?
On the first day of the assassination, he has too many villas and no one to live in them, so he gives one to Zero.
Then Zero doesn't kill him.
On the second day of the assassination, he accidentally makes an extra strawberry cake. With no one else to eat it, he gives it to Zero.
Then Zero doesn't kill him.
On the third day, the restless tiger runs off. When Shen Jie finds it, the tiger is rubbing affectionately against Zero.
Then Zero doesn't kill him.
And so, the assassination mission gets postponed day after day.
Looking at Zero, who is as dejected as a wilted eggplant, Shen Jie smiles.
Finally, one day, Zero pulls himself together and decides to carry out a silent assassination.
He opens the door and sees the man he was supposed to have drugged lying on the bed, smiling at him and raising an eyebrow in greeting.
In a lazy voice, he says, "Didn't you say you were going to kill me? Go ahead."
And so, Zero gets into Shen Jie's bed.
By the time he gets back out, a week has passed.
Zero opens a webpage on his terminal with a dark expression and looks at a post titled "One Hundred Ways to Make Someone Die of Pleasure." For the first time, he doubts whether the post is telling the truth.
"99. Drain him dry and make him die from excessive sex."
Zero looks grave as he glances at Shen Jie behind him, wearing a thoroughly satisfied expression, puzzled.
Didn't it say this could make him die from excessive sex?
Why is he still alive?
All he wants is to complete this mission.
Zero frowns in displeasure, but behind him Shen Jie wraps around him like a python again, puts an arm around his shoulders, and scatters light kisses over his body.
He says, "Shengsheng, I've still got some energy left. How about we finish one last time and then die?"
Zero doesn't believe him, but what happens next leaves him unable to think.
In a daze, he sighs.
Today is another failed assassination :)
"Bonus Scene"
The next day, Shen Jie, full and satisfied, looks at the sleeping Zero beside him. He lowers his eyes to the bruises someone has bitten onto his body and silently chuckles.
Then he turns and sends his assistant a webpage link, with the message:
Find the person who posted this.
Assistant: ?
Shen Jie: Give him a hundred million as a tip.
Assistant: ???
Today is another day of tricking him into bed :)
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one, sweet romance, relationship-focused.
2. The bottom is a single-threaded processor, not actually an idiot.
3. The tiger is the top's spirit form, not a pet.
*Blurb first posted on January 20, 2026, revised on January 24, 2026. Screenshots have been taken.
Theme: Love gives people flesh and blood.
