Synopsis:
While grinding through Divergent Universes, the Trailblazer was unfortunately elbowed right out of the world by Aha, who was muttering something about "fun" and "trailblazing."
The Astral Express crew, waiting for their little raccoon to come back and eat, were furious:
"Damn it, who kidnapped our little raccoon?!"
The cool-faced little Azure Dragon: Trailblazing is on hold. I'm going to find them.
The Stellaron Hunters: The script is on hold. We're going to find them.
The pointy-hat lady: Divergent Universe is on hold. I'll help you look.
Aha, you'd better hope the Conductor doesn't catch sight of you, or you'll have to explain yourself to the front of the train!
Aha: Aha feels so humiliated, boohoo~ hahaha~
When the Trailblazer woke up in an unfamiliar world, they discovered they'd become a little raccoon with dusty gray fur who loved rummaging through trash cans!
"Squeak!" Oh my gosh! That's me!
The little Trailblazer raccoon held up their tiny paws, delighted with this new form.
Mom, I'm done being human!
They even made a friend in this state: a red-hooded little raccoon who looked irritable but was actually super reliable!
"Squeak squeak squeak!" Magic types, get out of Gotham!
The Red Hood, unfortunately caught up in it all, let out an angry cry.
Even after turning into a little raccoon, life had to go on.
Red Hood had no choice but to team up with this strange little raccoon for the time being. Asking old Bat for help was absolutely out of the question!
'You can't eat trash!'
The Red Hood raccoon frantically slapped away the jar that had held Joker's laughing gas from the other's paws.
'Don't just stuff anything into your mouth! That trash is poisonous. You'll die if you eat it!'
'No, I won't. I ate poison before. Apart from a stomachache for a while, I didn't even get sick.'
The Trailblazer raccoon proudly recounted a story that made Red Hood want to scream.
'NO! You need to understand that you're just an ordinary raccoon. Eat something filthy and you'll die!'
'I'm not a raccoon, and I'm not ordinary. I'm human... Well, maybe I'm not human either.'
The little raccoon, a vessel for a Stellaron, fell into deep thought. How exactly should they introduce themselves?
No need to explain. Red Hood had already figured it all out.
Bro, your mental state is kind of inhuman. Oh! That's because you aren't human!
No matter how carefully he tried to hide it, Red Hood's transformation into a little raccoon couldn't stay secret forever.
"Squeak!!!" You wanna fight? I'm the Galaxy Bat Hero, and I'm not afraid of you!
The Trailblazer raccoon puffed up and hissed at the giant humanoid bat.
They'd protect their new friend!
"...I'm glad you've made a new friend, but you need a thorough medical examination."
Batman blocked the two little raccoons in an alley, his tone rather complicated.
The wall of the neighboring alley was already crowded with bat-family birds.
"Oh my gosh! Little Wing's already made a friend. They get along so well~" The Big Blue Bird looked delighted.
"TT. Has Todd gotten so weak he needs an ordinary raccoon to protect him?" Robin looked down at them. "Since he's not a suitable caretaker, I should take over custody of this raccoon."
The little birds chattered noisily, and the Trailblazer raccoon finally understood that the humanoid bat wasn't an enemy.
"Squeak!" Cool! Your friend is a giant bat!
They excitedly circled around the giant bat's feet.
"Squeak squeak~" Still, he's nowhere near as cool as my friend, the cool-faced little Azure Dragon.
The Trailblazer patted Red Hood's arm and offered their honest review.
"Squeak..." Anyone will do. Your mommy, big uncle, second uncle, little aunt, or friends, can one of them get us out of here?
Red Hood had lost all his sparkle after being manhandled by the bats.
No high expectations. Just have your raccoon family give each of these little birds one good raccoon tackle.
"'Listen to me:' Your enemies are yourselves~"
With one sentence, an elegant purple-haired woman made an entire gang turn on one another and slaughter each other.
Red Hood, back in human form, watched from the side with the little raccoon in his arms, eyes wide with shock. When had Gotham gotten such a dangerous person?
He was just about to retreat for the time being when the little raccoon wriggled free and ran toward the dangerous woman.
"Squeak!" Mommy!
Red Hood heard the raccoon call out happily and felt the sky come crashing down.
What the F**K!!!
So your mommy is human!?
And when you said your big uncle was a magic cat, your second uncle couldn't die, your little aunt was a genius hacker, and your friend was a cool-faced little Azure Dragon, you weren't making that up???
Red Hood: Look me in the eyes!!!
P.S.:
1. The Trailblazer raccoon is adorable. Everyone is platonic, no romance, and the Trailblazer is loved by all.
2. Lots of headcanons, with OOC moments and some stereotypes.
3. The writing is average, and the style is light and easygoing. Please be gentle.
4. Reasonable suggestions are welcome. Thanks for reading!
Theme: Only kids make choices. The Trailblazer wants it all!
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