Jibao, male, 17, middle school education.
Cries easily, limps, has tattoos, and is irritable and stingy.
This nobody hears the voice of a strange man in his head an hour before turning eighteen.
"Kid, don't be scared. I'm Andrew, the President of the United States. You should have heard of me."
"...Maybe I won't be president much longer, but for some reason, I'm stuck in your brain."
"This is definitely a hallucination! Damn it! They actually put weed in my cake!" Jibao shouted, clutching his messy black hair. He figured a good night's sleep would fix it.
But the next day,
all across America, the media reported that President Andrew had shot himself in the White House in the early hours of the previous morning.
A helpless sigh sounded in Jibao's mind again...
"Kid, don't drink that carton of milk."
"It's expired."
"Aaaaaah!" Jibao broke down and chugged the milk in one go.
A mutual rescue story: a Republican president patiently teaches a Democratic idiot how to reclaim the presidency, like a parent raising a child.
In short: an unhappy griffin and a clueless puppy.
Theme: The story of an idiot becoming self-reliant
