My Brother's Boyfriend Calls Me His Husband

Character setup: Straight bottom vs. flirtatious top. Third-person narration.

My brother is 180 centimeters tall, handsome, long-legged, and has an eight-pack. He's been surrounded by beautiful women since childhood and lived by the rules for twenty-five years. Then, out of the blue, today he announced that he likes men and is bringing his boyfriend home tomorrow.

Mom cried all night, Dad smoked all night, and I... I slept like a baby. After all, this had nothing to do with me. I just hoped my brother would make an even bigger scene, preferably enough for Dad to kick him out of the house. Then all the family fortune would be mine.

At noon the next day, my brother showed up right on time and knocked on the door with his boyfriend. I gleefully rushed to answer it, and the moment I opened the door, I saw a particularly beautiful man standing beside my brother.

His features were exquisite, his face a picture, and he was just as gorgeous as my goddess. Standing next to him, my brother looked like an ordinary mortal.

He was even taller than my brother. I glanced at my brother and cursed him viciously in my head.

When "sister-in-law" came in, he smiled at me, eyes curving, and greeted me. I hurriedly lowered my head, wondering if he was attacking my sexual orientation. Thank goodness I'm straight. I wouldn't be easily seduced by him.

Though my parents weren't pleased, they had the chef prepare a whole table of dishes to save face. Halfway through the meal, "sister-in-law" got up to use the bathroom. When he came back, he walked straight over and sat beside me. His pale fingers gave my thigh a firm stroke, and he sweetly called out, "Honey."

Mom was shocked. Dad was shocked. My brother was shocked. Me... I was about to lose it.

I glared at my brother from the corner of my eye, finally realizing this was a ruthless ploy in the battle over the family fortune.

When he saw that I was frozen stiff and said nothing, "sister-in-law" pressed himself against me.

"Honey, say something."

What am I supposed to say?! I don't even know you!!!

Bonus scene:

Duan Yuan: "Give me back my goddess! You liar, you tricked me by wearing women's clothes!!!"

Duan Yuan: "Everything, every single thing, was fake!!"

Ke Mingyi: "One thing was real."

Duan Yuan: "What?"

Ke Mingyi pressed Duan Yuan's hand against his firm, well-defined chest. "I'm not wearing breast pads. These are real."

"..."

Reading notes: Third-person narration, both leads are sexually inexperienced, and the top will wear women's clothes to seduce the bottom.

Theme: Don't lie to people.