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Sang Miao was a cat demon. After finally awakening his demon king bloodline and taking human form, he found himself completely out of touch with society.
He got lost whenever he went out, accidentally shredded clothes into strips whenever he did laundry, and when he felt unwell, all he could do was curl up in front of a screen and search pitifully, "What should I do if my kitten is in heat?"
After yet another stray dog chased him up a tree, Sang Miao saw the kitten in the neighboring house eating dried fish while someone gently stroked its fur. Meanwhile, he was out in the cold, trying to hold up his tail so the dog wouldn't bite it. Sang Miao finally couldn't take it anymore.
He used force to snatch a handsome, easy-on-the-eyes human to be his "cat butler."
*
Chu Hechuan was the chief demon hunter at the Supervision Bureau. With him in charge, the worlds of humans and demons maintained a fragile balance.
Recently, the bureau had detected that the most powerful force in the demon world had entered the human world. If it joined forces with the radical demon faction, it could bring disaster upon humanity.
Chu Hechuan was ordered to kill the demon king. But before he could even get close, the little cat came to him of his own accord, wagging his tail and looking up at him with sparkling eyes as he begged to be taken in.
He thought it was only an act. But one day, when he got home, he found the little cat wrapped round and round in stockings, a soft pillow tied to his back, meowing over and over.
When the little cat saw him, his tearful eyes lit up. "Hurry... pat me. The internet says it'll feel good..."
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Sang Miao was very pleased with his cat butler, even if the man was a little fierce sometimes.
Chu Hechuan cooked delicious food for him, but whenever Sang Miao tried to slip away and play before finishing his meal, Chu Hechuan would scoop him up, settle him on his lap, rub his belly, and keep feeding him.
Chu Hechuan also bought him lots of pretty clothes, but Sang Miao thought pants rubbed against his legs, so he always liked sneaking into skirts.
Whenever Chu Hechuan caught him, he'd coax him into wearing them properly and keep going until Sang Miao was trembling with discomfort and swore he wouldn't do it again. Only then would he let him go.
But sometimes Chu Hechuan was extraordinarily patient.
When Sang Miao didn't know how to kiss and could only reach out with the tip of his tongue to lick lightly, until the discomfort made the corners of his eyes turn red...
Chu Hechuan would pull him into his arms and gently teach him:
"Still don't know how to use your tongue?"
"I'll teach you slowly."
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One day, the Supervision Bureau confronted some rampaging demons.
Spiritual power surged and demonic energy filled the air. Just as Chu Hechuan calmly ordered his people to surround them...
A golden-haired boy with cat ears walked past the edge of the battlefield and looked at Chu Hechuan in surprise.
The compass monitoring demonic power exploded on the spot.
His subordinates were horrified. Before they could even shout, "The demon king is here!", their chief was already striding toward that terrifying being, apparently ready to fight to the death...
"Baby," their cold and ruthless chief said gently, rubbing the demon king's ears. "It's too dangerous here. I'll take you home."
The subordinates: ?
The rampaging demons: ???
Huh? Were we just part of their play?!?!
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