When Hagiwara Becomes the Cat of a Black-Side Big Shot

[Thanks for supporting me! Catching a passerby and giving them lots of kisses! Please leave a rating, pretty please OwO]

Kushitsumi Sakuya realized that the long-haired calico cat at home had been acting strange lately.

Aside from licking its fur into a complete mess, suddenly turning its nose up at its usual litter and expensive meat paste, and developing an increasingly squeaky meow...

Was this cat... winking sometimes?

Wait, how could a cat possibly wink?!

*

Hagiwara thought he had died in that explosion. But when he opened his eyes, he discovered he had turned into a cat?!

His owner was a slender young man who looked frail and was always drowning his sorrows in alcohol. Every phone call mentioned some kind of liquor, and whenever he came home, he had new wounds and smelled faintly of blood.

Hagiwara, the Stray Youth Rescue Plan: Meow, how pitiful! He must be going through a hard time. He absolutely can't give up on life, meow!

So he rolled around cutely and rubbed up against the young man, doing his best to soothe his wounded heart and help him see the beauty in life.

Until one day, two of his old classmates showed up at the door with guns in hand.

"Boss, who's today's target?"

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1. You don't need to know the original work to enjoy this. It's pure cats talking at cross-purposes, so give it a try!

2. No character deaths. The timeline is before the start of Detective Conan, so Conan, Ran, Sonoko, and the others won't appear.

3. Almost no mystery-solving, just pure comedic character torment.

---Next book----

"The Cat Was Raised by a Demon Hunter Daddy"

Sang Miao is a cat demon who became the strongest in the demon realm after a century of cultivation, but staying in seclusion for too long left him out of touch with society.

He gets lost when he goes out, accidentally shreds clothes into strips when doing laundry, and when he feels unwell, all he can do is huddle in front of a screen and search pitifully for "what to do when your kitten is in heat."

Once again, chased up a tree by wild dogs, he sees the kitten next door eating dried fish while someone gently pets its fur. Meanwhile, Sang Miao is out in the cold, trying his best to keep his tail raised so the dogs won't bite it. At last, he can't take it anymore.

Using sheer force, he kidnaps a handsome human to be his "cat servant."

*

Chu Hechuan is the chief demon hunter at the Supervision Bureau. With him in charge, the human and demon realms maintain a fragile balance.

Recently, the bureau detected that the most powerful force in the demon realm had entered the human world. If it allied with the demon clan's radical faction, it could bring enormous disaster to humanity.

Chu Hechuan is ordered to kill the Demon King. But before he can even approach, a little cat comes right to him, tail wagging, eyes sparkling as it begs him to take it in.

He thinks it's just an act, until one day he comes home to find the cat wrapped head to toe in stockings, a soft pillow strapped to its back, meowing softly.

When it sees him, the cat's tearful eyes brighten. "Quick... come pat me. The internet says this will make me feel better..."

*

Sang Miao is very satisfied with his cat servant, though the man can be a little fierce at times.

Chu Hechuan makes him delicious food, but whenever Sang Miao tries to sneak away halfway through his meal to play, Chu Hechuan scoops him back up, settles him on his lap, rubs his belly, and keeps feeding him.

Chu Hechuan has also bought him plenty of pretty clothes, but Sang Miao hates how trousers chafe his legs and always likes to sneak into skirts instead.

When he's caught, Chu Hechuan coaxes him into wearing them while they do it, and doesn't let him go until Sang Miao is trembling with discomfort and swears he won't do it again.

But sometimes Chu Hechuan is exceptionally patient.

When Sang Miao doesn't know how to kiss and only tentatively licks with the tip of his tongue, his eyes reddening from the discomfort...

Chu Hechuan draws him into his arms and gently teaches him:

"Still don't know how to lick?"

"I'll teach you slowly."

*

One day, the Supervision Bureau faces off against a group of rampaging demons.

Spiritual energy surges and demonic aura fills the air. Just as Chu Hechuan calmly orders his men to surround them...

A golden-haired boy with cat ears walks past the edge of the battlefield and looks at Chu Hechuan in surprise.

The compass monitoring demonic power explodes on the spot.

His subordinates are horrified. Before they can even shout, "The Demon King is here!" their commander is already striding toward the terrifying being, ready to fight to the death...

"Baby, this place is too dangerous. I'll take you home," their cold and fearsome commander says tenderly, rubbing the Demon King's ears.

The subordinates: ???

The rampaging demons: ???

Wait, were we just part of their play?!

Theme: Keep your heart turned toward the light.