All the Big Shots I Picked Up

After their parents died one after the other, their vicious relatives came calling. In the ensuing scuffle, her sister hit her head and fell into a coma.

Jiang Yujin wailed and cried, spending every day in tears as she prayed for her sister to wake up soon.

Her sister did wake up, but she had become strange. She liked to hide in corners and mutter to herself about washing her hands in a golden basin, and she kept talking about killing people.

Jiang Yujin was delighted anyway. No matter what her sister became, she was still her sister~

There was plenty of trouble in the village, and idle men were always leering at her sister.

Jiang Yujin was furious! She decided to find herself and her sister a bodyguard.

While out stealing bird eggs, she came across an unconscious man. He was handsome and muscular, and the little girl clenched her fists.

That was it. He was the one!

Only after bringing him home did she find out that the man had lost his memory and didn't know his name or identity. He was muscular, sure, but he couldn't even beat her sister.

Jiang Yujin pouted, then brought home another strongman, one who could kill a wild boar with a single punch. The little girl was so delighted that she hugged his leg and called him her godfather.

Her sister hated cooking, and the man and her godfather weren't good cooks either, so Jiang Yujin went and brought home a granny. Not only was she an excellent cook, she could also make beautiful clothes for her!

With them around, Jiang Yujin became the village bully. The little girl was so pleased with herself that her tail nearly pointed to the sky, and she happily went and picked up a live-in son-in-law, too.

That set the whole household on fire.

Granny was displeased. "Jinjin, we don't know where this child came from. We can't bring him home."

Her godfather was unhappy. "You can get married in twenty years. Your godfather will choose your husband himself."

The man spoke sarcastically. "You're only five and already talking about getting a live-in son-in-law. Why don't you just fly up to the sky?"

No matter what they said, Jiang Yujin threw a tantrum and insisted on keeping him.

Her sister settled the matter with one sentence. "Let him stay. If he has any bad intentions, I'll kill him with one slash."

The others: "..."

Later, the crafty and treacherous man climbed into her sister's bed, and was even reclaimed by his family and made a marquis!

Her godfather turned out to be the wrongly accused descendant of a loyal family, with unparalleled martial arts skills!

The all-capable granny was a master perfumer!

Even the live-in son-in-law she had picked up was a prince who had been left behind outside the palace.

He was always hovering around her, and in the end, he even placed the phoenix throne in her hands.

Jiang Yujin's mouth formed a perfect O.

At eight years old, she was an empress. Now she really was going to be the village bully.

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