Big Guy Wants to Make Money!

[The blurb and title will be changed later]

The bottom is a poor orphan. After reading a few tutorials on how to be a gold-digging green tea, he decides to give it a try too.

He randomly picks a rich man who's been nice to him and goes all in on pretending they're involved, hoping to milk him for money.

The bottom has no clue what he's doing! He searches for tutorials on short-video platforms, then blindly copies viral posts from accounts with tens of thousands of likes. His methods are unbelievably clumsy and hopelessly outdated! And yet he actually gets money out of it!

The bottom thinks the influencer gave good advice! He decides that the money-grubbing should be a long-term thing! Sustainable! No draining the pond to catch the fish! So, delighted with himself, he searches the influencer's page for how to go from an ordinary gold digger to a rich man's wife.

Well, here's the thing.

The rich fool he's been milking is his long-lost brother/dad, who knows who he is and is giving him money of his own accord.

The bottom has no idea! He's already getting ready to marry for love (money) [homework] [homework] [homework]

I really want to write this plot. It feels like it'd be so much fun [homework] [homework] [homework]

It's a variation on an old-school melodramatic trope: getting kept by a rich man, only to find out he's your younger brother.

Content warnings

1. The bottom is a hyper-possessive, privately quirky puppy-girl x top.

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Theme: Love and protect puppies.