Yi Yuan, a former host of an overpowered male-lead System, is the quick transmigration bureau's ace employee, a workaholic powerhouse, and a merciless task machine. He has held the top spot year after year and never known defeat. Who could have guessed that one botched system assignment would send him into the wrong world, straight into a pregnancy novel, where he would be forced to become a pregnant man?
Yi Yuan: ...
Not only does the mighty overpowered male lead have to experience labor pains and morning sickness, he also has to endure the story's characters getting handsy with him.
His fragile straight-man heart completely falls apart, and for the first time, he feels the urge to kill a System.
Well, he's already transmigrated. What else can he do?
As a top-or-nothing perfectionist, Yi Yuan would find it even harder to accept his win rate dropping below 100% than to follow some melodramatic pregnancy plot.
Yi Yuan: I'll do the tasks, but don't expect to control how the plot goes!
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[World One: The Cyborg Implanted with an Artificial Womb]
System: You were once the personal bodyguard of Yohanan, the financial magnate who rules the Upper District. After your undercover identity was exposed, he implanted you with an artificial womb. Your task is to fall in love with him through a turbulent cycle of love and hate, then achieve a happy ending as a family of three.
System: ...Wait, what are you doing?
Yi Yuan fights his way through the Upper District, trading blows with the male lead, and asks when he gets a moment: What did you say?
System: ...
[World Two: The Young Taoist Possessed by a Nine-Lifetime Ghost Infant]
System: You once stopped the Ghost King from destroying the world. To take revenge, he had a nine-lifetime ghost infant possess you. Your task is to uncover what happened to the infant in its past lives, punish the abusers, and redeem the Ghost King...
System: Wait, what are you doing now?
Yi Yuan loosens the ties of his Taoist robe, takes up an exorcised peachwood sword, and points it at his slightly rounded belly.
Yi Yuan: Exorcising it by force is still exorcising it. Being reduced to ashes still counts as reincarnation.
[World Three: The Pureblood Mermaid Priest Responsible for His People's Reproduction]
The scales on his blue tail gleam brilliantly, and beneath his armor, his belly curves into a round swell.
Yi Yuan: Go on, what am I carrying this time?
System: You are the last pureblood mermaid priest of Atlantis. According to the divine oracle, you must join with the current Sea King, Joannes, and bear an heir to carry on the bloodline... No! Wait!!!
System, despairing: ...I knew it!
Yi Yuan flicks his tail, points his trident at the underwater altar, and snaps impatiently: When have I ever failed to complete a task? Shut up and watch.
[World Four: The Heavenly Yin Dao Embryo Furnace Desired by Everyone in the Dual-Cultivation Sect]
[World Five: The Young Queen of the Zerg, Deceived by a Male Zerg While Ruling with Ease]
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On his first day at the quick transmigration bureau, Joshua heard Yi Yuan's name.
An undefeated legend, forever the number one.
Before he realized it, he had begun to watch Yi Yuan with curiosity. Curiosity turned to admiration, then to an eager desire to chase after him and prove himself.
But no matter how hard he tried, Yi Yuan's gaze never lingered on him.
Dark thoughts crept and spread like vines. Admiration fermented into resentment, then became an obsessive fixation.
What would it take to make those eyes linger on him?
An opportunity came without warning.
Watching the surveillance footage as Yi Yuan mistakenly bound himself to a pregnancy System and entered the story world without realizing it, Joshua's eyes churned with dark currents.
He hurried after him, playing the male lead in each world, sometimes obsessive, sometimes violent, sometimes deeply devoted, always following him like a shadow.
"This time, you'll really look at me, won't you?"
CP: An invincible, straight-laced overpowered male-lead powerhouse bottom x a gloomy, obsessive male ghost top, a rabid dog at first and a loyal dog later
[Before You Read]
1. What logic? No logic. What plot? No plot. I write whatever I dream up.
2. A dark, niche fantasy born of the little head controlling the big one. He only gets pregnant; he doesn't raise the babies, and he absolutely cannot raise them. Very explicit, extremely explicit. Everyone has a one-sided crush on the bottom; the bottom only returns the top's feelings. The top is a dog, gloomy, and very human, but faithful.
3. My take on the overpowered male lead: the bottom has maxed-out combat strength but comes with a pregnancy debuff. There are many scenes of his straight-man mindset collapsing as he curses and grumbles through being forced to get pregnant. If that's not your thing, let's part on good terms.
4. An immortal species that can't die no matter what happens. No one suffers any real harm except the NPCs.
5. World Two has been extensively revised.
The setting is fictional and unrelated to reality. Please do not draw parallels to real life.
The cover uses a publicly available character design.
Theme: My fate is mine to command, not Heaven's!
Author, tell me the truth, do you not want to write this book? You can just open another one. It is so rare for me to find an author with such consistent aesthetics as xp. Can you give me an accurate answer?
Why is it only two weeks? I still have to wait another week, ma'am, I won't give up...
Boss 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 Please don't cheat me. If you have anything to say to us, it can wait. 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 [panda head]
Ahhhhhhh [Panda Head][Panda Head][Panda Head] is back
Boss [hugging thigh], when will it be updated [empty bowl]
Oh my god, what kind of old woman is this? I'm so convinced. Mistresses are disgusting and hateful, but shouldn't the person they should hate most be their cheating husband? What does "taking care of my husband's physical needs" mean? It's disgusting.
Boss, boss, don't forget the little readers who are waiting for food.
I love you, boss. I finally waited for your update😭
Boss, you are finally back 🍉 🍉 🍉
What was written in the last chapter? It's locked 😭 Can you see it in the commentary 🥺 🥺 🙏