I Need to Vent About This ABO World

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* Forum-style / no CP / snarky narrator

Question: What do you do when you anonymously roast the entire ABO world, then your secret identity gets exposed? 😭😭😭

Thanks for the invite. I'm Bai Yan, the person involved: former anonymous-forum legend, now a famous Beta professor at the Federal Medical University. I'm currently finding out.

As a rare species in the field of pheromone studies, and the only Beta ever admitted to the Federal Medical University, Bai Yan has a lot of opinions he needs to get off his chest!

But unfortunately, he's terrible at making friends and deeply suspicious by nature. He doesn't dare complain about things with the people around him, afraid someone will let something slip and ruin his good name forever.

So he can only rant to his heart's content on the forum:

"Alphas are all terrible! A bunch of arrogant egomaniacs! Anyone who gets together with an Alpha must be blind."

"Don't even get me started on pheromones. Some AO pheromones aren't as good as cheap perfume."

"Heat and rut are just grandiose excuses invented for sex! Why do they get to enjoy themselves and take leave, too? They want it all!"

Then one day, his secret identity was exposed. The forum went wild, and curious onlookers flocked to the thread to dig through old posts and leave their marks:

"Checking in: the Federation's only Beta professor of pheromone studies."

"So this is what the professor is like in private?"

"...Does nobody care what he's saying? This isn't even just sharp-tongued anymore. He's being downright nasty."

Bai Yan: ...Is it too late to quit the internet? Forget it, I'll just delete my physical self. Life is just one leap! 😇

Anyway, this is a collection of lots and lots of little stories about supporting characters~

There's romance, family, and friendship. I'd describe it as [Sweet Bedtime Stories], [A Hub for Onlookers], and [A Researcher's Secret Identity Repair Guide].

Oh, and it might also work as an [ABO Guidebook]!

The overall vibe is lighthearted~ The author has a high level of multiple-personality disorder, but there are so many replies that characters may go out of character. Please bear with me!

Content warnings:

1. AO relationships in this story are heterosexual, so male A and male O, as well as female A and female O, are all heterosexual.

2. The story includes all kinds of relationships: romance, family, and friendship. The original poster will stick around. This isn't a traditional story where everyone has no CP. Jinjiang's no-CP category is based on the [main character having no CP], so this story isn't miscategorized.

3. There is a table of contents, and each story will be labeled as to whether it follows a romance plot, so you can choose which chapters to read.

4. The author's notes are especially noisy. You can turn them off for a better reading experience.

Theme: The internet is not beyond the reach of the law