How Did He End Up with the Princess's Script?

♥️High attack, low defense, dramatic, flighty, and face-blind heroine × sweet-faced, scheming, innocent-looking, lovesick mad-dog hero

♥️The heroine is the prince, and the hero is the princess. Their identities are swapped, but their genders are not, so please don’t get it wrong!

♥️The leads are original characters, so you don’t need to have read the source material. A lighthearted comedy and an extra-sweet treat.

♥️The complete novel costs just 13.77 yuan. Thank you all for your support 🥰

---------------🐾Novel blurb below🐾---------------

Rebecca, chief investigator at the Time-Space Administration, receives a mission: with the help of System No. 1, she must enter well-known fairy tales, fulfill the princesses’ wishes, and bring about happy endings.

♥️Story One: “King Thrushbeard”

The haughty princess mocks a prince who proposes to her, saying his chin is sharp and pointed, just like a thrush’s beak.

The king decides to punish her, and marries her off to a beggar-like traveling minstrel, where she suffers humiliation and hardship.

At last, King Thrushbeard reveals the truth: he was the minstrel all along, and did it to punish her for her arrogance.

The princess apologizes, and the two live happily ever after

System No. 1: “Isn’t that a happy ending?”

Rebecca: “What part of that is happy? A princess of a kingdom gets married off to a beggar, weaves willow baskets until her hands bleed, and has to live on scraps. Is this some kind of humiliation ritual to test a princess’s obedience? There are plenty of ways to make her see the error of her ways. Why pick this one? Could you put up with that kind of insult? 😡”

System No. 1: “No, but right now you’re the real, genuine King Thrushbeard! 😱”

Rebecca: “...🤐”

Later, Rebecca is licked awake by the princess first thing in the morning, and falls into deep thought

Aren’t you supposed to hate me so much you want to eat my flesh and drink my blood?!

Why do you look like you’re enjoying this so much?!

♥️Story Two: “The Golden Bird”

Following the fox’s advice, the prince waits until the princess goes to bathe, then leaps out, kisses her by force, and carries her away. He trades her for a golden horse, then trades the horse for the golden bird to fulfill his promise to the king.

In the end, the prince returns home with the princess, the golden horse, and the golden bird. He becomes crown prince, marries the princess, lifts the fox’s curse, and the whole family lives happily ever after

System No. 1: “Huh, he gets a princess and her brother thrown in for free. What a bargain! This must be the Plus version of a happy ending, right?”

Rebecca: “...Did anyone ask the princess what she wanted? She was perfectly happy at home, then someone abducts her and trades her like an object, and she ends up falling in love with this bandit prince. Does that sound reasonable to you? And what am I supposed to do with her brother?! 😅”

System No. 1: “It’s not reasonable, but right now you’re this overbearing, unreasonable bandit prince! 🤭”

Rebecca: “...🤦‍♀️”

Later, Rebecca lies in wait in the bathroom. The moment the princess takes off her clothes, Rebecca’s eyes fly wide open

Then she clamps them shut just 0.1 seconds later!

“Holy crap! I’m going to get a stye! 🤯”

She’s running away!! 🏃‍♀️💨

She can’t do this mission anymore!!!

♥️Story Three: “The Two Brothers”

After a hunter kills the dragon terrorizing the kingdom, the king gives his daughter to the hunter in marriage and announces that the hunter will rule the entire kingdom in his place. The king and queen then live happily ever after

System No. 1: “This time you can’t say it isn’t a happy ending, can you?”

Rebecca: “Why should the princess give up her throne? She’s the only legitimate heir, for one thing. And the hunter’s a complete lout who can’t do anything but draw a bow and shoot arrows. He might not even know how to read! How can anyone trust him with an entire kingdom? 🤔”

System No. 1: “You’re right, but now you’re that illiterate lout! 🥴”

Rebecca: “...🤡”

Later, Rebecca has to be chancellor by day, scurrying after the princess, no, the king, to clean up his messes (because he ordered the execution of every living thing, human or otherwise, that let its gaze rest on her for more than three seconds). At night, Rebecca has to be the king’s consort, dutifully fulfilling her marital obligations and meeting all the king’s needs, both proper and improper. One person working two jobs, getting up earlier than a chicken and going to bed later than a dog, with permanent dark circles under her eyes. She’s worked to the point of total exhaustion 💀

On a cold, damp, rainy night, a bedraggled princess, drenched to the skin, knocks on the castle door.

The queen prepares twenty mattresses and twenty down comforters, stacking them over a single pea to see if the princess is telling the truth when she says she is a real princess.

Seeing the princess shivering with cold, the kindhearted prince brings out some brandy to warm her up. They drink it and pass out, dead drunk.

The next morning, Prince Rebecca asks Princess Samuel, “Do you remember what you said last night?”

Samuel shakes his head, suddenly nervous for once. “I-I didn’t say anything I shouldn’t have, did I?”

Did he bring out his six fierce-looking siblings for a stroll?

Or reveal his own hideous true form in front of her?

Rebecca: “...”

He didn’t just say something. He said a whole lot

So she’s the only one who remembers him crying and making a scene as he held her and confessed his love for a full two hours last night?!

📖Contents (completed chapters marked):

✅1. “King Thrushbeard”

Also known as “The Rags-to-Riches Hero Returns After Being Jilted”

✅2. “The Golden Bird”

Also known as “I Married a Beautiful Wife, Only to Discover She’s Bigger Than Me Down There”

✅3. “The Two Brothers”

Also known as “The Princess’s Personal Sandwich: Marry a Rugged Husband, Get One Free”

✅4. “The Frog Prince”

Also known as “Bewitched by a Frog Husband: The Little Princess’s 99 Escapes”

✅5. “Rapunzel” [First Meeting Arc]

Also known as “After Her Adoptive Mother Faked Her Death, the Yandere Canary Went Completely Mad”

✅6. “The Goose Girl”

Also known as “After the Wicked Supporting Actress Stole My Marriage, I Returned as His White Moonlight”

✅7. “The Swineherd”

Also known as “After Ruining the Kissing Maniac’s Innocence, I Played Him and Left Him”

✅8. “The Princess and the Pea”

Also known as “The Angry Demon King Wants Me to Confess: A Battle of Wits Between Fools in Love”

✅9. “The Little Mermaid”

Also known as “After Mistaking Him for My Rescuer, He Chased Me Through a Trial by Fire for Love”

✅10. “A Real-Life Fairy Tale”

Also known as “This Is How I Forgot My Roots After Becoming a Brother-in-Law”

⚠️Before You Read:

1️⃣ One-on-one romance, both leads are inexperienced, happy ending.

2️⃣ The heroine only disguises herself as a man, and the hero as a woman. Their actual genders never change. Before the hero’s identity is revealed, the heroine refers to him as “she.”

3️⃣ “King Thrushbeard” was originally titled “King Thrushbeard,” and “The Two Brothers” was originally titled “The Two Brothers.” Their titles have been changed to suit the plot.

4️⃣ The heroine calls the hero “wife,” and the hero calls the heroine “husband” (this only happens in the “King Thrushbeard” arc).

5️⃣ The hero is not split into fragments. He is the same person in every world and remembers what happened before.

6️⃣ The hero’s true form is sanity-shattering: a giant eyeball with wings.

7️⃣ Mild coercion and a “chasing your wife to the crematorium” arc begin from “Rapunzel” onward.

8️⃣ The storylines are connected, so I don’t recommend skipping around. It’s not quite a plot-focused novel, nor is it a traditional quick-transmigration power fantasy. It’s not entirely romance-focused either, since there’s plenty of plot, though the story mostly follows the two leads. Maybe it’s character-driven or story-driven. I recommend buying one chapter at a time. If it’s not to your taste, stop reading, and please be kind in the comments.

📝 Blurb written on December 17, 2025, and archived.

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The first time Xu You saw Qi Xun, she pounced on him hungrily, only to be stopped by the handle of his racket.

There were enough girls at school who liked Qi Xun to form a line all the way to Paris. He’d seen hundreds of girls throwing themselves at him like this, and plenty who were prettier than her

Well, actually, there weren’t any prettier than her.

“Trying to stage an accident? That trick is ancient, junior. Besides, I’m broke.”

“I don’t want your money.”

Xu You sniffed, licked her lips, and boldly pressed him against the wall. “I want you...” Your blood.

Before she could finish, the other guys on the court started hooting. The commotion rose and fell like a contest to decide the Monkey King.

Qi Xun turned and walked away, wondering if the girl was crazy.

What a waste of a pretty face.

But over the next few months, Qi Xun discovered for the first time that he and a girl could have such a strange connection.

Specifically, no matter where he went, he kept “bumping into her.”

And every time, she fixed him with that frank, burning gaze, as if he were a delicious hunk of meat.

Okay, did she really like him that much?

She claimed she was auditing his class and grabbed the seat next to him early, only to fall fast asleep in front of a blackboard covered in formulas.

She volunteered to get him lunch so they could eat together, then polished off his entire bowl of duck blood vermicelli soup.

She pretended to twist her ankle and fall against him, looking like she was desperate to get him into bed, as if she’d never seen anyone as handsome as him in eight hundred years.

Lazy, gluttonous, and lecherous.

But since she was so cute, Qi Xun reluctantly decided to agree to date her.

That evening, Qi Xun invited Xu You to dinner, planning to confess his feelings.

The moment she showed up at the court, someone sharp-eyed spotted her and nudged Qi Xun with an elbow. “You lucky dog, you’ve got it made!”

His voice was full of envy.

Qi Xun gave a reserved little hum. He’d just finished playing and walked toward her, intending to ask her to wait while he showered.

Sure enough, Xu You’s eyes went wide again as she stared at him, practically drooling.

Hmph, shallow woman. She’s fallen for my body again, hasn’t she?

But he had to admit, his vanity was thoroughly satisfied.

He went to touch her hair, but the moment he lifted his arm, she grabbed it

A sharp, piercing pain shot straight into his brain.

Qi Xun looked down at the two tiny puncture marks. “...?”

#I thought you wanted me, but you just wanted my blood?#

#Then you should’ve let me finish what I was saying!#

Theme: No matter how long the night, the dawn will come., Shakespeare