
Synopsis
🩵 Infamously aloof, germaphobic heroine × good-for-nothing hero who loves researching stinky foods
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Su Xiaotang is the illegitimate son of the Minister of Revenue’s household. Since childhood, he has climbed trees to raid birds’ nests and waded into rivers to catch fish, behaving like a mischievous monkey. The elderly tutor ran himself ragged trying to catch him, but never could, and finally turned around and reported him to the head of the Su household.
The head of the household took one look at his tall, strapping build and decided he didn’t look like a proper boy at all. She immediately punished him by forbidding him supper. Starving until he saw stars, Su Xiaotang no longer had the energy to tinker with his little contraptions.
His legitimate older brother, by contrast, had been as fair as snow and delicate as a willow since childhood. Wherever he went, jade pendants chimed and fragrant breezes followed. He spoke softly, behaved with grace and propriety, and had thoroughly studied The Admonitions for Men and The Lessons for Men. He was the very model of a noble young gentleman in the capital.
The comparison only made the difference more glaring, and Su Xiaotang became even less favored by his mother.
But he didn’t care in the least. He remained absorbed in his heaps of scrap metal, happily imagining that if his mother and the head of the household ever finally had enough and kicked him out, he could use the savings he had scraped together to open a food stall. Wouldn’t that be wonderful?
Alas, things didn’t go as he hoped. An imperial edict arrived at the Su household, betrothing his legitimate older brother to Prince Rui, the emperor’s second child, infamous as the “Cold-Faced King of Hell.”
Rumor had it that she killed without batting an eye and suffered from severe obsessive cleanliness. She bathed four or five times a day, and once kicked a dancing boy away when he tried to throw himself into her arms, claiming the powder on his face had dirtied her sleeve.
Delicate and pampered Su Yiyi couldn’t possibly endure such hardship. He immediately wept and protested to his mother and father, refusing to marry Prince Rui at any cost. And so Su Xiaotang was dressed up and shoved into the bridal sedan as his brother’s replacement groom.
After the red candles burned low and their wedding night was over, Prince Rui remembered that he hadn’t eaten a grain all day and ordered a meal. But instead of delicacies, they brought out a bowl of dark, steaming chunks that smelled awful and tasted like slops.
Yuan Mingjin frowned. “What is this?”
In her arms, Su Xiaotang blinked. “Stinky tofu! I specially taught the cook how to make it. Your Highness, have some. It’s delicious.”
Yuan Mingjin: “…”
Could she still return him?
⚠️ Please note before reading:
1️⃣ One-on-one, happy ending. The heroine has had lovers, while the hero has not. It’s perfectly normal for a heroine who is already a prince to have had attendants, right?
2️⃣ They have ordinary anatomy. This is not gender bender, and there are no children.
3️⃣ The title was inspired by the TV series Wrong Carriage, Right Groom. I deliberately switched the positions of “wrong” and “right.”
4️⃣ Please be kind and civil. We reject all unkind behavior, including unsolicited writing advice, personal attacks, and jumping to conclusions about the plot based only on the blurb. Respect goes both ways. Thank you.
📝 Blurb written on August 25, 2025, and archived.
❤️🔥 Coming soon: The Immortal Master Is So Adorable (Female-Dominated World)
❤️🔥 An unromantic, hard-working heroine × a ruthless, temperamental hero
As the youngest junior sister of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect, Weisheng Yi had been troubled lately.
There was only one reason:
Her senior brothers, who used to rise at dawn and practice their swordsmanship until they forgot to eat or sleep, had suddenly changed one day. One by one, they stopped leaving the house, never even stepping beyond the inner courtyard. They started putting on makeup and dressing in bright reds and greens, muttering as if possessed: “Adorable, adorable…”
Her senior sisters were all busy with sect affairs. If things went on like this, she wouldn’t have anyone left to play with.
After making inquiries, Weisheng Yi learned that Chancellor Shen, a favorite of the imperial family, had recently married the emperor’s most beloved young prince.
The two had been brought together, and the prince, who had been in love for years, finally saw his wish fulfilled. Overjoyed, he wrote a hugely popular, timeless masterpiece inspired by the love story of himself and his wife:
The Domineering Chancellor’s Passionate Love: Where Can My Adorable Husband Run?
The trends in Congdu dictated the trends throughout Tianyuan. Before long, men all over the realm were studying what “adorable” meant, why it was “adorable,” and how to be “adorable.”
What exactly was this “adorable” thing? Was it really so important that it could make her senior brothers forget even the swords they had always treated like their wives and never let out of their sight?
Weisheng Yi, a cultivation maniac who had held a sword since the age of three and was now obsessed with training in hidden weapons and mechanisms, couldn’t make head nor tail of it.
She went to ask her senior brothers.
They used to chant about it like a spell, but when she asked, they all stammered and couldn’t explain a thing.
She went to ask her senior sisters.
At the mere mention of “adorable,” they all looked helpless and told her to focus on the right path.
Women had a natural gift for swordsmanship. She shouldn’t waste her time obsessing over silly things like the men did.
Once she mastered the sword, she could have any adorable husband she wanted.
But she really wanted to know what was going on!
She heard that the young son of the city’s richest family, the Sun family, was famous for being as lovely as a jade figurine. Weisheng Yi went to take a look.
…
Su Jue was born of an affair between the lord of Shenzhou City and a wandering physician. He suffered endless bullying in the household while growing up, and things only improved once he grew into his looks.
But he had naturally red hair and green eyes, and was still regarded as a freak. His mother kept him confined day after day, forbidding him from going out.
So he would lift his head and gaze at the towering crabapple tree in the courtyard, his eyes tracing its branches as they stretched outward. He imagined the view beyond the high wall, day after day.
Until, one ordinary midday, something extraordinary appeared in the tree.
…
Su Jue had thought he was simply taking advantage of Weisheng Yi’s soft heart, using her as a stepping stone to escape an arranged marriage and the Su household.
Then why did he feel so jealous and resentful when he saw her rub her face against her senior brother’s palm, bicker playfully with her childhood friend, walk shoulder to shoulder with her sworn enemy, and save the real Young Master Sun during a demonic beast tide? Why couldn’t he stop wishing he could take their place?
She was his wife. How could anyone else stand by her side?
When he heard that she had fallen off a cliff during a battle with the demons and vanished without a trace, his heart shook. He stumbled after her
He didn’t want freedom anymore.
Now that he had married her, he would follow her through heaven and hell, wherever she went.
Theme: Live healthily and keep striving!
2: Police officer Xia Mo wakes up in the resource-scarce 1970s and becomes the thoughtful, capable little nanny of a military compound.
The cold-faced military doctor Fu Hong is warmhearted beneath his distant exterior. Though he keeps others at arm’s length, he alone takes Xia Mo under his wing.
Together, they put the worst people in their place and work hard to make a living, finding each other amid difficult times.
They turn their lives into a warm, tender sweet romance set in a bygone era.
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Thirty-six members of the Jiang family were wiped out overnight.
Jiang Ruyi, the family’s daughter, survived because she was away practicing medicine.
To avenge her entire family, Jiang Ruyi repeatedly changed her face to resemble her enemies. She infiltrated their household and became the stand-in for the Chancellor’s daughter.
Xiao Yuan, the seventh prince, commanded a powerful army and was shrewd and meticulous. He was drawn to Jiang Ruyi and gradually noticed the flaws in her identity. His suspicions turned into love, and he became her powerful ally in her quest for revenge.
He helped her bring down her bloodthirsty enemies, forcing the Xiao household to go along with the deception and accept her as their false heiress.
Reader advisory: A resilient orphan who disguises herself to seek revenge × a ruthless, powerful prince with an army at his command.
## One-on-one, both leads’ first love, happy ending
Theme: Two souls groping through the darkness find each other and become one another’s beacons.
3: [Highlight: Both leads are each other’s only one, happy ending]*A haughty, scheming hot-nerd top × a short-tempered, guileless, dark-skinned athlete bottom
Chu You hates no one more than the notorious playboy Gu Zejin. Unfortunately, they end up as roommates by accident.
As the new school year begins, Chu You braces himself for all the shameless things Gu Zejin is bound to do to make his life miserable.
But as soon as Chu You steps onto campus, he runs into a boy with an extraordinary air about him, dressed in a white shirt.
The boy turns his head, revealing a refined, austere face.
Chu You stares for a long moment before recognizing him. Isn’t that his sworn enemy?!
Even more absurdly, Chu You keeps seeing Gu Zejin’s photos all over the campus forum, with captions like: “Offering a huge reward for this handsome guy’s contact info!”
The photos show a face that is handsome and charming, yet cool and aloof, with a haughty, untouchable air.
Before long, countless people are scrambling to win over this unattainable beauty.
Hearing everyone around him discuss Gu Zejin, Chu You feels a heavy responsibility settle on his shoulders.
He’s the only one who knows what this guy is really like! One day, he’ll tear off that fake mask!
Just like before, Chu You keeps finding new ways to antagonize Gu Zejin, thinking he can provoke him.
But Gu Zejin only furrows his brow slightly and says coolly in front of all the new classmates, “Stop pestering me. I’m not going to make up with you.”
Chu You: “?”
The scumbag hasn’t even been exposed, but the homophobic straight guy has somehow been cast as the scumbag’s ex who wants to get back together, turning into a love-struck gay man.
-
Yan Jinxian, MD from the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, has unmatched looks and a privileged background. The world has always come easily to him.
But genius comes with a sense of emptiness. Yan Jinxian rarely feels any strong emotions, and in his twenty-five years, he has never liked anyone.
An accident turns Yan Jinxian into someone else.
The original owner of the body had a mountain of romantic entanglements and a sworn enemy who was always hounding him. The other guy hated him so much his teeth ached.
Chu You is the most irritating person Yan Jinxian has met in his twenty-five years. He’s not only annoying, but also ridiculously stupid.
Later, Chu You develops a flirtation with someone.
After training one day, Yan Jinxian grabs Chu You by the wrist and pins him against the locker-room wall. His voice is firm, with a hint of jealousy:
“Get back together with me.”
Chu You: “???”
*Content warnings:
1. Older top | Seven-year age gap
2. The top eventually returns to his own body
3. The bottom is pretty stupid and misuses idioms. Please don’t read if that bothers you
Theme: Love passes through your chest and out your back.
4: During Song Shiyu’s teenage years, her desk was piled high with exam papers, and the only ripple in her calm, uneventful life was the arrival of an extraordinary new neighbor across the hall in her second year of high school
Xie Jiashu, the golden boy adored by all, a regular on Nanhuai No. 1 High School’s honor roll and campus bulletin board.
They first met when she forgot her keys and sat on the stuffy hallway steps, fanning herself with a workbook.
He came up the stairs with a basketball in his arms.
She awkwardly stood to let him pass, embarrassed, but to her surprise, Xie Jiashu went inside and came back with a bag of chilled green oranges for her.
“Want one?” The boy’s lips curved slightly. His clear, amber eyes were pure and bright, and his roguish air was softened by a hint of tenderness. Her heart skipped a beat.
*
After that day, a locked diary appeared in Song Shiyu’s desk.
She made him her goal and worked hard to get closer to him.
The day she finally gathered the courage to confess her feelings, she learned that he was moving away and transferring schools.
From then on, Xie Jiashu vanished without a trace.
Her love became a secret she could never tell.
*
Four years later, Song Shiyu graduated from college and had long since put her youthful crush behind her.
She never expected to meet Xie Jiashu again, much less to live under the same roof as him.
One day, a male coworker walked her home, and Xie Jiashu happened to see them.
The streetlights cast amber halos. Song Shiyu stared at the two shadows on the ground, one tall and one short, almost but not quite touching. Then Xie Jiashu’s clear voice suddenly rang in her ears: “Is he pursuing you?”
She thought briefly and answered honestly, “You could say that.”
He stopped and lowered his eyes, a jealousy she had never seen before welling up in them. “Then where does that leave me?”
[A seventeen-year-old girl’s heart is like a green orange on the verge of ripening: sour at first, then sweet. Years later, when she sees his diary, locked just like hers, Song Shiyu finally realizes that she had been Xie Jiashu’s green orange, too.]
High school first, then city life
The heroine has a crush but never loses her self-respect
Theme: Youth knows no limits.
5: [Male pregnancy and childbirth, gender bender] [Bold exclamation mark] Updates every other day
Since ancient times, women have held the highest place, while men have lived in the inner quarters, supporting their wives, raising children, and obeying the rules.
But the Yan dynasty had one exception.
Crown Princess Yan Wufang is cold and formidable, with power that shakes the realm. Rumor has it she has a great many male attendants, and plenty of scandalous stories about her circulate among the people.
And then there is Shen Wangjin, the tutor who taught the Crown Princess. Scholarly and composed, with a mind as sharp as a demon’s, he stands in court as a man and is often criticized for it.
Shen Wangjin always conducts himself with integrity. Though the former dynasty’s court has repeatedly impeached him, the Crown Princess has always silenced those unpleasant accusations and protected him. Over time, feelings that defy the proper bounds of teacher and student, ruler and subject, begin to stir within him. They even go against his own principles!
He has always thought himself restrained and controlled, never crossing the line and never getting drunk. Yet at one palace banquet, he does get drunk.
When he wakes, no one is by his bedside, but the Crown Princess’s golden crown, shaped like a soaring dragon, is left on his pillow.
After that night, he never sees Her Highness in private again, only at court.
…
Seven months pass in the blink of an eye. After court one day, Yan Wufang deliberately waits half an hour before slowly entering the Tutor’s residence. She dismisses everyone, then her eyes sharpen, usually cool and composed, Tutor Shen is blushing as he lifts his clothes to undo his abdominal binder.
Yan Wufang’s voice is quiet, yet full of menace. “How dare you secretly conceive a child.”
Foxlike, possessive heroine & pure-hearted, flirtatious hero
Younger heroine
A few content warnings. These contain some spoilers, but are meant to keep readers who dislike this kind of story from wandering in by mistake:
The heroine dotes on the hero in the early chapters, but due to outside influences, the hero is a little ungrateful.
There’s childbirth, of course. Later, the heroine takes the hero by force. Expect bittersweet angst, all kinds of rivalries over the heroine, and plenty of dramatic tears. A very satisfying happy ending (OvO)
This is a fictional world, written for fun and personal taste. Please don’t take it too seriously.
"Gets down on my knees"
Theme: Work hard and strive forward.
6: [Chapter comments are open]
The eighteenth Godrealm War World Championship has ended. Chinese team GAD takes the title, with captain Jiang Yuji (Rain) turning the tide and earning MVP in the decisive match.
Jiang Yuji joined GAD five years ago and was immediately promoted to starting AD. He proved his many online doubters wrong with his skill, leading the once-faltering GAD to become a dark horse in the league. This year, they finally won the world championship.
Fans across the internet erupt in celebration. Among them, a group of Jiang Yuji’s fans tag TWF’s mid laner, Ferry.
[@TWF-Ferry Even someone as bad as you can win a world championship. What are you doing, wandering around?]
Lin Zhou is TWF’s captain and one of the league’s top assassin-style mid laners.
Everyone online knows Lin Zhou hates Jiang Yuji.
When Lin Zhou first faced GAD after joining TWF, he kept “visiting” the opposing bot lane, relentlessly targeting Jiang Yuji’s AD.
In a post-game interview, the host asked why he kept focusing on the bot lane. Lin Zhou said disdainfully, “Isn’t the point of playing games to target the worst player?”
Jiang Yuji’s fans were ready to take this opportunity to mock Lin Zhou, but then the transfer announcement came out: Jiang Yuji had joined Lin Zhou’s team.
The fans who had spent days fighting: “?”
Other netizens: “This is going to be good.”
Everyone waited for TWF to erupt in a bloody team brawl. Instead, TWF carved a path through every obstacle and won the Chinese region back-to-back championships.
After the match, Jiang Yuji and Lin Zhou posted at the same time:
TWF-Rain [@TWF-Ferry My love and trophy are for my Zhouzhou]
TWF-Ferry [@TWF-Rain Mm]
The whole internet: “?”
I’ve been waiting for you for a long time. Have you been waiting for me, too?
[End of blurb]
The reading guide is in the author’s note in Chapter 1. Please check the warnings for yourself, and don’t maliciously insult the characters.
Theme: Through every winding mile, may dreams be your home.
7: To be revised… I’m rewriting this story.
Theme: May love last forever.
8: [Sweet romance + both leads’ first love + female supporting character + villain + transmigrate into a book]
[Transmigrated female supporting character × villain who falls for her on his own]
Shen Shutong awakens to the plot while humiliating Jiang Cifeng.
She is the vicious female supporting character in a CEO romance novel.
Taking advantage of her parents’ kindness to him, she orders him around and bullies him without restraint, only to meet a miserable end.
Shen Shutong panics and tries to escape, only to discover she can’t get away.
So she stays by his side and tries to show him some care.
Later, she realizes that being with Jiang Cifeng is actually pretty nice.
If she leaves him, all she’ll find outside is rain.
In the original story,
Shen Shutong is obsessed with being Song Jingchen’s devoted admirer. She even steals confidential data from Jiang Cifeng’s company to make him smile.
Jiang Cifeng is destined to lose because of her.
The book says Song Jingchen likes Mo Wei, and Jiang Cifeng likes Mo Wei, too.
But Shen Shutong unexpectedly discovers Jiang Cifeng secretly kissing her.
When she calls him out, he doesn’t try to hide it. “How does it feel?”
“Is it soft?”
“Do you like it when I kiss you?”
Lovers find their way to each other.
There are no villains, only people whose love goes unreturned, and lovers parted by life and death.
All he wants is to be with her forever.
This time,
they’re no longer the female supporting character and the villain. They’re the true heroine and hero.
9: [Transmigrate into a book / cultivation / equally powerful leads / mutual devotion / sweet and satisfying / occasional livestream comments]
[MAX-level trash-talker who never folds under pressure, ultra-confident and flashy bottom × cold-faced, secretly socially awkward, adorable catlike top]
Xiang Manxiao spent five years roasting everyone in his livestream without ever getting banned. Then one day, he transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder villain destined to be trampled by the adored male lead.
The System tells him to keep a low profile, but he has a trash spiritual root and can’t cultivate unless he completes the System’s missions.
The missions are all things like: face-slapping prodigies, snatching opportunities, and sabotaging the male lead’s fortune.
On his first day in the book, he beats the male lead’s number-one admirer to his knees. By the end of his first month, he steals the male lead’s chance to establish a Heavenly Dao Foundation. By the end of his first year, he establishes one himself despite his trash spiritual root and holds his own against all the prodigies.
Comments: [The male lead looks at you differently now.]
Xiang Manxiao: “He admires me now?”
Comments: [He wants to kill you now.]
The System warns him: “Don’t provoke Xie Wu. He’s the ultimate villain in the original book. He’s dangerous.”
Xiang Manxiao looks down at the five-tailed black cat in his arms and gives it a kiss. Not far away, the cold, taciturn Xie Wu turns red.
System: “I told you not to provoke him. I didn’t tell you to kiss him.”
Xie Wu never tells Xiang Manxiao that he is a demon beast who has taken human form, and lets him call him “little thing” over and over.
Xie Wu thinks his secret identity is well hidden, until one day Xiang Manxiao holds the cat close and whispers in his ear:
“Xie Wu, why do you blush when I kiss the little thing?”
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