Moe Simulator

(Updated whenever inspiration strikes)

One ordinary day, Jiang Ye gets bound to a system called the Mothering Simulator.

The System asks him to find three "self-mothers," assess their self-mothering behavior, and reach a 100% assessment score to clear the game.

Jiang Ye has been bound to plenty of systems, but he knows nothing about such a niche genre. He also can't understand why one like this would bind itself to a top as butch as him.

Fortunately, the targets are a pure, artsy pretty boy who flirts at the edges of propriety, a rebellious, tsundere, white-haired high school heartthrob, and a cool, mixed-race, domineering CEO.

Every one of them is a peerless beauty, dazzling as an SSR card leaping out of a crowd.

Jiang Ye, a hardcore pretty-boy fanatic, is delighted. He enjoys the view, and enjoys getting close to them, too.

Racking up assessment points is a piece of cake.

System: Tutorial world (World 1) mission complete.

Achievement unlocked: "Skilled and Daring."

-What were you thinking? You got all three of them to 100% affection, then dared to make them meet?

Skill reward: "Mothering Desire."

-A little mothering is a pleasant pastime, a lot of it can save your life. You're all grown up now, so it's time to learn to solve problems with a mother's touch.

World 2: Xianxia

The world is based on an adult begonia novel. The protagonist is a cool, intersex Immortal Venerable. After the Demon Lord takes him by force, his Daoist heart shatters and all his cultivation is lost. He's forced to have sex with all sorts of people for hundreds of thousands of words, eventually becoming a bottom and ending up in a sweet happy ending with the Demon Lord.

System: This twisted idea of love, forcing someone to become a bottom, is wrong! Use your new skill, "Mothering Desire," to sabotage the Immortal Venerable's romance and help him find true happiness.

Jiang Ye: Give me a moment to think it over... Right, so you mean I should mother his tops?

System: Excellent idea! Go ahead and mother them to your heart's content!

Jiang Ye has no problem with that. He mothers whoever he sees, human or god, until he gets carried away and puts his whole heart into it, mothering the Immortal Venerable's original tops one by one until they can never top anyone again, left in despair and tears as bottoms.

World 3: Modern ABO, Fake and Real Young Masters

A pitiful little Omega, the real young master, returns to his family and gets a pretentious father, a mother who favors his brother, an eldest brother who died young, an overbearing second brother, and a scheming fake younger brother.

The real young master's mental state was already poor. After years of bullying, he decides to start over. But he really does start over, waking up on the day he was brought back to the Pei family.

Reborn, he vows to reclaim what belongs to him. He works himself to the bone and takes over the family business in just a few years. But when it comes time to sign the contract, his parents pull a fast one. The Pei family splits the company equally between his overbearing second brother and the fake young master, leaving him as a donkey turning the millstone for nothing.

The real young master can't take it and starts over again. But when he opens his eyes, he's reborn once more.

He drops his suitcase and runs, crying as he takes a car overnight back to the poor "home" where he lived for twenty years.

Who would have thought there'd be a tall, handsome man in the house, with all the old-money air of a stereotype? He smiles at him and says, "Hello, nice to meet you. I'm your fiance."

*

Jiang Ye's mission this time is to help the real young master let go and find happiness.

System: "This time, you're the childhood fiance betrothed to the real young master before birth. You've been doing business abroad, so you can return home at any time to trigger the plot."

Not a bad role, Jiang Ye thinks, but it could be more exciting.

So he shows up in front of the real young master and slaps down a pile of documents. "This is the third time. I've been trying to figure out why I keep being reborn. The records show that everyone else acted consistently, but your behavior in the first and second lives was worlds apart. Can you explain?"

System: "Yikes, you really do like to go all out."

After that, Jiang Ye spoils the real young master rotten and makes other people mother him, until the real young master gets special treatment from everyone.

Unfortunately, one person is so blinded by love that he simply can't bring himself to mother his love rival.

While Jiang Ye isn't paying attention, the overbearing second brother grabs his arm and says fiercely, "Since our families arranged for us to marry, and you're torn between those two, why don't you marry me instead? You're just a beta anyway!"

What beta? Jiang Ye raises an eyebrow. He's just a human man, with no strange scents and none of the reproductive cavities that even male Alphas in this world have.

He leans close to the overbearing second brother's ear and says, "It'd make more sense for you to marry me. But I don't want an Alpha like you. Your reproductive cavity has atrophied. Not only can you not have children, you can't even feel any pleasure."

Then he forgets about it. When the overbearing second brother actually comes to him with an ultrasound of his reproductive cavity, Jiang Ye falls silent.

"I developed my reproductive cavity myself. It's grown back. The doctor says the chances of having a child aren't zero. I can work on that..."

Reader's guide: Protagonist's perspective, a protagonist adored by everyone, lots of romance, but no CP. The System is not the CP, either.

The protagonist is a gentlemanly top, a flirt and a womanizer, the old-fashioned kind of great lover.

Important: Friendly to both tops and bottoms, not suitable for readers with extreme preferences.

Quick transmigration. Worlds not written yet won't be included in the blurb for now.

Theme: Sincerity should never be betrayed