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After years of working in dungeons, Wang Mingchi finally retired!
He transmigrated into a novel as a beautiful, pitiful boy cast out by his family.
His classmates were all rich or noble, the campus was gorgeous, and best of all, he was far from all the bloodshed and chaos.
It was time to enjoy the good life!
After starting school, he realized something seemed off about it.
...Mostly, it didn't seem much like those passionate love stories he'd read.
During the day, his classmates' heads were tossed everywhere, while slimes rolled around at his feet.
At night, strange shadows crept into the dorm and kept trying to crawl into his bed and wrap themselves around his waist.
Wang Mingchi: ...Ew, stop moving around. It tickles.
But who cared? None of this could stop him from falling in love!
His boyfriend was refined, gentle, and always ready to help, the most powerful person at the school.
The only flaw was that his boyfriend was too studious and always kept him up all night...
Wang Mingchi casually smacked a noisy, unidentified creature to death. "People keep throwing things at me. I can't even study in peace..."
His boyfriend massaged his waist. "Don't let them upset you."
The monster he'd just killed: Hello? Is anyone going to speak up for me?
Wang Mingchi: "Is the cafeteria food even fit for people to eat? They even use eyeballs as meatballs!"
His boyfriend replied evenly, "Maybe they'll change the menu tomorrow..."
The next day, the chef, a contamination monster, was nailed to the cafeteria wall.
Watching his classmates go berserk all around him, Wang Mingchi sighed. "Darling, you're the only normal person at this school."
His boyfriend kissed the back of his hand. "So you only need to look at me."
Wang Mingchi's retirement was going wonderfully.
Until one day, the dungeon world descended.
He looked up...
Huh? Why did that ■■■ in the sky look so much like his boyfriend?
Wang Mingchi: ...
Seeing the mission list appear before him again, he couldn't help feeling a deep sorrow.
Bad news: He couldn't retire smoothly anymore.
Really, really bad news: Last night, he shared a bed with the BOSS.
Time to make a run for it!
Before he could open the door, a cold shadow wound tightly around his porcelain-white shoulder and slid down along his collarbone...
A familiar presence drew near, and his boyfriend's plaintive voice sounded in Wang Mingchi's mind.
"...Don't you like me? Why... are you leaving?"
"Baby, where else do you want to go?"
Wang Mingchi: QAQ Hubby, act normal. You're scaring me!
#Wasn't this supposed to be an ordinary romance?!#
Blurb screenshot archived on 2026.01.15. Idea conceived on 2025.10.
Premise: Study hard and improve every day.
